Wednesday bravely starts a daily thread

[ZenGiraffe]

I am playing Dungeons and Dragons, and just had to roll for sex.

I am apparently shit in bed (@COB to refute)

 

[Kate]

I am apparently shit in bed (@COB to refute)

 

[COB]

If you shit in my bed you're OUT

 

[Tisch]

I had a surprise zoom birthday and it was LOVELY THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Thankfully it was at the very start of lockdown though when zooms were very much a necessity and a novelty.

 

[Tisch]

I did once, years ago, and a girl behind me screamed “Carol Vorderman SEMEN SPLASH?!”

how do you even START to explain it

 

[Lucille]

If you shit in my bed you're OUT

Who’s gonna believe THAT.

 

[COB]

Who do you think I am, DC?!

 

[Lucille]

AKA Marie Scatoinette

 

[Diddy]

I did once, years ago, and a girl behind me screamed “Carol Vorderman SEMEN SPLASH?!”

!

 

[Diddy]

how do you even START to explain it

celeb fundraiser for the RNLI?