Wednesday is fine for now but I'm afraid we haven't decided to use our new email

[big ron]

I don’t even have a tram down here to pay a fine for

Mind you the main bus stop was a crime scene mere weeks ago

Get over to NOTTZ and do some thrilling fare fraud as you cruise into SNEINTON

 

[big ron]

I did always love the mass exodus which ensued whenever inspectors got on those bendy buses (RIP, sort of - Routenaster FTW) in London

However, having been caught shoplifting when I was 13 and brutally thrown into a cell, I now have the fear of God in me when it comes to being naughty and always top up my Oyster

When they got on I had a look around to see who was panicking, it was fucking great. ALIVE I TELL YOU

 

[octophone]

In late 60s, my daddy said to me,
You'll never see trams and clogs again.
Now they roam the city.

 

[octophone]

Get over to NOTTZ and do some thrilling fare fraud as you cruise into SNEINTON

 

[big ron]

Sleaford Mods description of life is how I recall Nottingham