Wednesday preferred Girls Aloud anyway

[Yvonne Mondle]

Basically my TIP RULES (as ever open to slight variation) are as follows:

A smile, hello and / or “how are you”: TIP
General air of having had a terrible life, and not through one’s own choices (): TIP
Clearly burnt in a fire or has a disability of some kind: TIP
A dirty YOU GREEDY BLOATED FUCK look: NO TIP
Surly or doesn’t bother to say hello or smile: NO TIP with the exception of a general air of having had a terrible life or clearly burnt in a fire, in which case TIP because sometimes you just can’t smile after all that
Complaining about having to climb three stories: NO TIP. I do it EVERY DAY!
Cold: Never really happens so N/A
Obviously hairy and / or podgy: TIP although NO TIP if they’re surly, etc.
Adverse weather conditions, locusts, etc.: TIP

I don’t actually mind if it’s late or not and would generally apply the above rules, unless it was like THREE HOURS LATE or something

As you can tell, I’ve not over-thought this

 

[big ron]

Oh I think I’m not going to take anything from now on. Nothing works

On another note, who here gives a tip to Just Eat delivery persons when they deliver fresh, hot and of course highly nutritious goods? I have a certain set of rules which dictate whether I do or don’t and would like to hear from everyone else so I can determine whether I’m sick and evil and deserve to burn in hell

I rarely have cash on me to tip so I’ve just stopped and I dont think drivers expect it these days?

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

I rarely have cash on me to tip so I’ve just stopped and I dont think drivers expect it these days?

Admittedly I do sometimes get a funny look when I do tip, like WHAT’S SHE AFTER or, worse, FREAK

 

[Iguana]

Basically my TIP RULES (as ever open to slight variation) are as follows:

A smile, hello and / or “how are you”: TIP
General air of having had a terrible life, and not through one’s own choices (): TIP
Clearly burnt in a fire or has a disability of some kind: TIP
A dirty YOU GREEDY BLOATED FUCK look: NO TIP
Surly or doesn’t bother to say hello or smile: NO TIP with the exception of a general air of having had a terrible life or clearly burnt in a fire, in which case TIP because sometimes you just can’t smile after all that
Complaining about having to climb three stories: NO TIP. I do it EVERY DAY!
Cold: Never really happens so N/A
Obviously hairy and / or podgy: TIP although NO TIP if they’re surly, etc.
Adverse weather conditions, locusts, etc.: TIP

I don’t actually mind if it’s late or not and would generally apply the above rules, unless it was like THREE HOURS LATE or something

As you can tell, I’ve not over-thought this

This is the tip a BIBLE!

What is the obsession with people who have been BURNT?

 

[Kate]

I tip unless they’ve already whacked a delivery charge on. A FIVER though? No wonder they think you’re after something.

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

Oh it’s usually more like three quid. However I do realise that people don’t like to carry cash in these modern times, so maybe I’ll change my approach from now on and give them a book token or voucher for a skin graft

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

What is the obsession with people who have been BURNT?

It’s only because one of them WAS burnt! Obviously I had to instantly add it to my mental tip bible

MENTAL probably being the operative word

 

[octophone]

Basically my TIP RULES (as ever open to slight variation) are as follows:

A smile, hello and / or “how are you”: TIP
General air of having had a terrible life, and not through one’s own choices (): TIP
Clearly burnt in a fire or has a disability of some kind: TIP
A dirty YOU GREEDY BLOATED FUCK look: NO TIP
Surly or doesn’t bother to say hello or smile: NO TIP with the exception of a general air of having had a terrible life or clearly burnt in a fire, in which case TIP because sometimes you just can’t smile after all that
Complaining about having to climb three stories: NO TIP. I do it EVERY DAY!
Cold: Never really happens so N/A
Obviously hairy and / or podgy: TIP although NO TIP if they’re surly, etc.
Adverse weather conditions, locusts, etc.: TIP

I don’t actually mind if it’s late or not and would generally apply the above rules, unless it was like THREE HOURS LATE or something

As you can tell, I’ve not over-thought this

Yeah, I'm with @Iguana, this is GOSPEL. Apart from "Obviously hairy and/or podgy" as I would worry a little re: hygiene. No bonus hairs in my aubergine madras PLEASE.