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big ron

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Got to the office to find I have packed my cables but not my charger plug 🙃
 
There's a small birch wood behind our house that I have to walk up through to get to the bus stop, and over the last couple of weeks I've been noticing a magnificent collection of fungi growing on some of the felled trees. This morning I noticed that some fucker has hacked them all off, and I'm not sure quite why it has angered me so much.
 
Birch polypores have a lot of medicinal properties, if that helps?
 
They have a fascinating use in history, my mates are well into mushroom foraging and they gave me some to bob in a tea for lurgy days
 
I've said it before and I'll say it again.

TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME.
 
ZenGiraffe said:
DON'T EVER LET THEM COOK BEEF WELLINGTON FOR YOU
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Fortunately I'm fucking SCARED of mushrooms in general. I can just about stomach a chesnut or firm portobello but all that slimy shit is a big NO THANKS.
 
Sheena said:
I've said it before and I'll say it again.

TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME.
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Awful nonsense. Ms Ron deals with lots of other peoples accounts for various things and I'd say 28% of her job is just asking for codes and trying to sort out ways to log in to stuff.
 
big ron said:
Awful nonsense. Ms Ron deals with lots of other peoples accounts for various things and I'd say 28% of her job is just asking for codes and trying to sort out ways to log in to stuff.
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Drives me insane. I paid 100 translator invoices this morning and every second one was sending me a text message. Then asking for my face every two minutes as apparently I'm on a new browser...which I'm not.
 
I just bought The Beatles' "Anthology" on DVD like it's 2005. Progress will be the end of me.
 
Sheena said:
Drives me insane. I paid 100 translator invoices this morning and every second one was sending me a text message. Then asking for my face every two minutes as apparently I'm on a new browser...which I'm not.
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Oh, your definition of a new browser and a computer's definition are two wildly diverging things. "Hang on, there's been a 3kb patch added - MAYDAY! MAYDAY!"
 
big ron said:
Fortunately I'm fucking SCARED of mushrooms in general. I can just about stomach a chesnut or firm portobello but all that slimy shit is a big NO THANKS.
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I'm the same. I quite like the flavour - I love a bowl of mushroom soup - but it's the slimy texture I can't stand.
 
A barbecued portobello mushroom is divine but that is about the only way I can take them. They give me the heave otherwise. It's the texture.
 
I ADORE mushrooms. It will ever be to my CHAGRIN that Mr Sheena (who isn't a fussy eater really at all), doesn't like mushrooms, aubergine or fish, which are probably my three favourite foodstuffs.
 
I might just go and buy a packet of those FANCY PANCY AND ALL LOOK SCARY mushrooms you can get and have them with cream cheese and chives on toast on the weekend now I think about it :disco:
 
There's a NAMED STORM coming tomorrow to the South of England and Western Europe.

STORM BENJAMIN AND HIS UNFEASIBLY LARGE NIPPLES
 
Just realised why there are so many fireworks here. DIWALI. We're multi-cultural here in East Ham. Our neighbours are Muslim both sides. Very nice people. Give me nice curry and samosas.
 
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