WHAT’S THE POSHEST THING IN YOUR HOME?

[Nancy]

Who was the Oscar winner?

NO-ONE EXCITING ALAS. SOME NOBODY WHO WON AN OSCAR FOR BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY FOR OUT OF AFRICA

 

[Nancy]

BUT STILL, I HELD AN OSCAR!!!!!!

 

[Phoenix]

Was your speciality older men?

 

[Tisch]

NANCY NAME THEM WHILE YOURE PISSED

 

[Nancy]

Was your speciality older men?

NAH, I WENT WITH A YOUNG PARAPLEGIC ONCE

 

[Tisch]

OH YOU HAVE

 

[octophone]

Probably my bespoke artisan hand-crafted vagina. Although, I guess I still have that when I'm not in the house as well.

 

[Sheena]

It’s either my SMEG MIXER or my AUDI E-TRON KEYS.

 

[Nancy]

SMEG

 

[Nancy]

@Sheena was there in my whoring days

 

[Sheena]

@Sheena was there in my whoring days

I’ve never left you, babe

 

[Sheena]

SMEG

I also have a Smeg fridge and a Smeg toaster.

HOURS OF FUN.

 

[Nancy]

 

[Lucille]

I’m still AGOG at the revelation you FISTED BOB MACKIE.

 

[Nancy]

SHIT WRONG THREAD

 

[Lucille]

I have a COLD PRESS JUICER, but that’s more MIDDLE CLASS, than POSH.

 

[Phoenix]

I’m still AGOG at the revelation you FISTED BOB MACKIE.

At least he’s still alive, the Oscar winner is dead and buried.

 

[Nancy]

At least he’s still alive, the Oscar winner is dead and buried.

Oh I didn’t know. RIP.

 

[Nancy]

Oh I didn’t know. RIP.

Which, coincidentally, was the sound his arse made.

 

[Lucille]

At least he’s still alive, the Oscar winner is dead and buried.

I like how is Wikipedia ALLUDES HEAVILY to the fact he’s gay without mentioning it.

he led a relatively quiet life in his adopted home town of Brighton, East Sussex, when he wasn't working on a "picture". He was highly regarded as a cultured and intellectual man, with an outrageously irreverent sense of humour

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

IT WAS HARVEY PROCTOR. I HAD TO ROLE PLAY AS A NAUGHTY SCHOOLBOY AND HE WAS THE HEADMASTER

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...k-from-met-over-false-child-abuse-allegations

 

[Lucille]

OMG

 

[Nancy]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...k-from-met-over-false-child-abuse-allegations

YES, I SPOKE TO RADIO 4 AT AROUND THAT TIME AND GAVE THEM A QUOTE

 

[Nancy]

WAIT, WHO’S DEAD? THE OSCAR WINNER OR THE EMMY WINNER?

 

[Lucille]

THE OSCAR WINNER

 

[Nancy]

THE OSCAR WINNER

OH THAT’S OK. I DIDN’T HAVE MUCH TIME
FOR HIM. ALTHOUGH HE HAD A LOT OF BOOKS.

 

[Nancy]

AMAZED BOB MACKIE IS STILL WITH US THOUGH. I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF THE CORONA BAT CAME FROM HIS ARSE.