Who put Saturday in the Wych Elm?

[Lucille]

So my local off license has caught me cheating on him with the hot Turkish off license round the corner and he’s NOT HAPPY.

 

[Star]

Just say they were giving you a better deal.

 

[octophone]

Or just tell them the truth - you have a problem and you were embarrassed about how much you were drinking. Cry a bit. You could get a discount. Or a shag.

 

[Star]

Oh damn that's good @octophone

 

[Rita]

So my local off license has caught me cheating on him with the hot Turkish off license round the corner and he’s NOT HAPPY.

No more winks for YOU!

 

[Rita]

What happened to the 3rd season of The Big Reunion? Did we even know who was meant to be taking part?

 

[Zu]

So my local off license has caught me cheating on him with the hot Turkish off license round the corner and he’s NOT HAPPY.

You ROTTEN STANKING SLAG!

 

[Zu]

How did he find out? Lipstick traces?

 

[Zu]

Or just tell them the truth - you have a problem and you were embarrassed about how much you were drinking. Cry a bit. You could get a discount. Or a shag.

I mean we’ve all done the thing of going to different offies to minimise the shame. @Lucille can just tell him he’s seeking professional help and all he really wants is love NOT absinthe (or at least a fat one up the bum every now and then)

 

[octophone]

I mean we’ve all done the thing of going to different offies to minimise the shame.

Or confectioners.

 

[Rita]

TERT!!

 

[Zu]

Or confectioners.

! My tip: AMAZON

 

[ButterTart]

I mean we’ve all done the thing of going to different offies to minimise the shame.

I'm forever switching offies. It's the key for to successful shoplifting.