Adverts that are annoying you at the moment? (1 Viewer)

'In your opinion, who is the most influential chef of our time?', Coren replied, 'Ronald McDonald, the poisonous criminal bastard.'
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CAUSTIC wit, I like that one
 
I'd like to add the AA car insurance ads with the insufferably smug mother driving.

WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SAVINGS, even your SON couldn't give a FLYING FUCK
 
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One that doesn't so much annoy me, but puzzles me, is the Carling one with the robots, which essentially says that Carling is cheap and piss-weak, and the robot that buys it gets FUNNY LOOKS, telling you that anyone who buys it will get the piss taken.

Surely this makes people even LESS likely to buy it.
 
Jimmy said:
a few adverts later, a really short advert comes on for a DIFFERENT fabric conditioner, but using similar imagery and advertising exactly the SAME FLAVOUR.
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do you drink your fabric conditioner?

the frosties adverts are back. baaaaaaah.
 
Oh ive discovered an advert recently i hate - i think the product is called No More Big Gaps and its some annoying bloke with an annoying accent going on about filling in holes in his house.
 
HastingsDirect.com
the way they sing it gets stuck in your head.

Now I have to sing along.
 
I see loans.co.uk have got a new one, showing a 'typical' family a la so many others. UGH
 
Those teen condom ads. "You did it BAREBACK? You tosser!"

Those straight kids have a keen knowledge of gay sex terminology.
 
my newest IRRITATIONS

- the Skoda cake car. Yes yes very impressive and pretty and all that but WHAT A WASTE. Apparently they had to throw away ALL of it afterwards cos it had been sitting under the studio lights all day. How many homeless people could they have fed with that :evil:

- that car one:
"Do you know what, we should get married... buy a house... have a couple of kids, get a dog..."
"OK"
FUCK OFF

- some new tanning product one: "Feeling TOO PALE to face the day?" YES I'm going to phone in SICK at work and stay IN BED ALL DAY just because I'm not ORANGE. :manson:
 
Ax said:
HastingsDirect.com
the way they sing it gets stuck in your head.

Now I have to sing along.
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Ugh! Why did they think King Harold would be a good mascot (:daf: already) for Hastings Direct? Didn't he get KILLED at Hastings?
 
OH, and that bitesize Shredded wheat one with all the women. Ye, the reason I don't eat some cereals is because they are too COMPLICATED. Thank good we have little dry nuggets of HAY to eat, eh?

And how they just go ON about it, like they've just got a new type of Chemo you can take with a glass of water on your lunch break :manson:

UGH! File this under "The THINGS I DO to hydrate my skin"
 
Oh I like Skoda cake one... I hate people moaning about the waste... You know you NEVER hear people moan about waste when a lorry full of food crashes on the M1 and about TEN TIMES that amount gets wasted...
 
But that's an ACCIDENT. This is DELIBERATE wastage. *sniff* all that lovely marzipan...
 
I've seen it... Hence my comment about the MOANING MINNIES.

It's not you could have sent a marzipan car to AFRICA
 
I'm sure there are plenty of starving people in London who would have appreciated a few slices of cake though. Meh. I'm sure plenty of other ads are even more wasteful, I suppose food's such an obvious thing though
 
The Evian advert... I can't help but notice that the babies have NO GENITALS
 
Fuck me off adverts:

- the one with a real 'mum' standing up to give a load of parents a presentation on head lice shampoo. Its the 'oh look, my speaking is a bit shit so I must be real like you' style of the main woman.
 
Has anybody mentioned that annoying fat cunt in the new Halifax advert? And just to make it even worse they keep that fucking Howard as well.
 
I'll extend the Evian one to ALL adverts with babies being CGI-d into doing something unbabylike. Like being the chairman of Andrex for example
 
WiDGe-> said:
All the DOVE natural beauty ones. So SMUG and PATRONISING.
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Hi! We are woman who are fatter than models but we don't care (ok so far..) ... so that makes us REAL women (:manson:). Buy this fake tan for real woman!! (:daf:)


What is this self-esteem fund I kept seeing adverts for, what do they do with the money? Give them cosmetic surgery? Or just give seminars on positive thinking (:zombie:)
 
or perhaps work with teenage girls to persuade them they don't actually have to look like the airbrushed size 6 girls they're bombarded with by the media :grr:
 
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