Adverts that are annoying you at the moment?

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That cheap internet one with the cheating wife and "Bob next door".

I've never been able to remember who it advertises because I'm in continual HORROR at how horrendously bad it is.
 
So I'm sat there (drunk) last night when my ears and eyes were assaulted by "Garth Brooks - His Greatest Ever Hits". Not just a 15 second ad either. Pass me the caustic soda please so I can burn the image from my retinas.
 
Alex said:
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I was gonna say that one. I don't mind it too much, but it always sounds like they're saying "Moopy" :D that's what struck me

That advert with the kid on the shitter STILL won't go away "Poo! It stinks, it's all gone, all gone". SICK of that being on around tea time.
 
That one for oven chips, with the bloke singing "Chips, Glorious Chips" to the tune of "Food, Glorious Food" from the musical "Oliver Twist", and everyone in the town or whatever he lives in, joins in with him and the whole advert makes you want to yell at the television.

DFS adverts, and anything else for furniture shops piss me off too.
 
Adverts that are quite blatantly dubbed. The one for Cillit Bang at the moment is truly awful. They could at least TRY to get the voices to work in time with the actors mouth!
 
I thought that was the point of the Cillit Bang ads. They're parodying the Radion ads of the 90s.
 
Does your flue smell of rotten haddock? Use Vagisil feminine wash for fishy-fanny freshness. OR JUST TRY SOAP AND WARM WATER EVERY DAY INSTEAD!
 
This might only apply to us Scots but...

YOUNG ADULT picks up phone YOUNG ADULT has fun...

FUCK OFF
 
I have a love/hate relationship with the late night chatline ad's. Particularly the one's with the strange antipodean accent.

"Claire and Amanda are BEST MATES - They love to txt all the time - Just txt : PARTY...."

I need more early nights.
 
Marcus said:
That one for oven chips, with the bloke singing "Chips, Glorious Chips" to the tune of "Food, Glorious Food" from the musical "Oliver Twist", and everyone in the town or whatever he lives in, joins in with him and the whole advert makes you want to yell at the television.
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Now I know I don't really WATCH tv, but is this still happening ?

I thought that advert ended in about NINETEEN EIGHTY SIX
 
I've been put right off Flakes now Joss Stone warbles all over the advert!

FUCK OFF
 
I don't know who's a bigger cunt - Joss Stone or whoever hired her

GAG
 
That advert with Vic Reeves tranny-ing it up in order to play ONLINE bingo advert is just hideous and desperate.

He has lost all the goodwill that Shooting Stars earned him. Why does he shout 'bingoooaaah" at the end? It's not somehow funny when it's said like that.

Bob Mortimer must have invested his BBC earnings more sensibly.
 
May I express my DISTAIN for that AWFUL advert for the TV show about the CUNT that builds that chocolate factory?! :grr:

"I'm crazy" <---- WHAT A FUCKING CUNT! "I'm really weird, me. Look at all the WACKY things I do".

"I've bitten off more than most people can chew in a lifetime" <---- ARROGANT CUNT

"Venetian black, what is it? Chocolate" <--- OH SHUT THE FUCK UP
 
Marcus said:
That one for oven chips, with the bloke singing "Chips, Glorious Chips" to the tune of "Food, Glorious Food" from the musical "Oliver Twist", and everyone in the town or whatever he lives in, joins in with him and the whole advert makes you want to yell at the television.
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Is this the one with the portly rosy-cheeked farmer who runs into the farmhouse and flings open the window and they all sing on the rooves. If so, that is my bezzy's bf's farmhouse (and the tractor at the beginning). But not his roof!
 
I like it THIS BIG
THIS THICK
And FRESH

Oh YOU DO do you, Nick Hancock?
 
Lee said:
I've been put right off Flakes now Joss Stone warbles all over the advert!

FUCK OFF
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good lord :D who thought THAT would be a good idea? And a year after the whole nation went "what a PRICK!" at her at the Brits. That's some good timing!
 
Oh no I dropped some on my SKANKY BREASTS. Better wipe it off while I warble some more.

*throws up*
 
Did anyone mention the Specsavers one? Cheap cash-in of La Vie Rose. And an insult to Mlle Piaf.
 
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