Nicola Roberts - Cinderella's Eyes

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Pixie Geldof is just so massively repulsive that it's actually hard to put into words.
DIE CUNT.
 
PercyPig said:
:o

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She looks amazing in both of those, it must be said.
 
It's round the wrong way but SQUEAL

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She's in the studio, something that Cherly can never boast about!
 
Damn you pictures and your inability to play sound!
 
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Except whoever it is has the EXACT SAME HAIR as Nicola has been sporting over the past 2 pages.
 
It does look A BIT LIKE A TRANNY, so that's good enough for me :disco:
 
So it's just a random photo? :D Oh well anything to keep interest up I suppose. Does Nicola have a strangely broad and lumpy back? It really could be any old useless pop tart. It could be Natasha Hamilton!
 
The photo was tweeted by Nicola's publicist (@Supersonicpr) along with the quote 'After LFW it's back to the day job for Nicola Roberts' so YES it's her.

GINGE UP :disco:
 
PopJustice have been tweeting they’ve been listening to a mystery album sampler and started off with “It’s not HER” and “It’s not HER either” with the two HERS being Gaga and Britney I can only conclude that it’s the Nicola Opus.
 
I asked xJessicaaax on her formspring if she had any more news on the Nicola Roberts album, and i can EXCLUSIVELY REVEAL -

Nope ;)
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I can't work out if the wink means that she actually does know more, and she's just being a cunt.

I asked her a few other things as well. She's not so hot on the more political stuff (or pizza toppings), but her favourite Girls Aloud b-side is Dog Without a Bone.
 
Don't get me wrong, I think she's FABULOUS

Just that she can only ever look like a TEENAGE TRANNY CORPSE
 
To be honest I'm not really a fan of the VENEERS - I actually like her original FANGS - but she is still the QoQoL

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Oh and you shouldn't be smiling ANYWAY Nicola.
 
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They (the teeth) look FINE. They don't drastically alter her appearance at all. My only criticism would be that they serve to make her look a little more generically pretty, but that'll only go in her favour with the majority.
 
Samuel said:
Teeth that only Cilla Black could love.

What HAS she done to herself?
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Quite.

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These obviously fake too white too big teeth are much worse than her previously imperfect but natural teeth. I BLAME CHERLY, she is trying to SABOTAGE HER.
 
They’re just bad pictures/smiles more than anything. No one gave a shit before the Daily Mail picked up on it.
 
NOOOOO :(. They're ridiculous! She looks like a Dick Emery character. I hope she can still speak properly.

I was praying that Sarah would be the only one to pass the boredom of the downtime with insane cosmetic procedures. I hope that's the last of it for Queen Nic.
 
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Oh calm down boys, it only looks weird because she's never smiled before. For all we know they ALWAYS looked like that
 
I'm living for Nicola at the moment, I really am. Those last two photos just keep giving.
 
A couple of interesting/funny tweets from the Queen of dental misfortune's PR rep.


Don't panic pop fans, Nicola is not going 'indie/rock' for her solo record. The story online is wrong.
about 13 hours ago via web :disco:

As for spending £90,000 on clothes, to quote Nicola 'I'd have to sell my fucking house to spend that much money'
about 13 hours ago via web :D
 
Diddy said:
Oh calm down boys, it only looks weird because she's never smiled before. For all we know they ALWAYS looked like that
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Go fuck yourself you spiteful boy. She always smiled LOADS, and it was a constant source of radiance -

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SEE?


And big :D at that second tweet.
 
Metronomy's Joseph Mount has described his much talked about musical hook-up with Girls Aloud's Nicola Roberts as "a no-brainer".

Following remixes for the likes of Gorillaz and Franz Ferdiand, and collaborating with Kate Nash and Florence & The Machine, Mount was approached to write with the singer.

"We did a few things…" Mount told DIY. "I've always been really interested in writing with different people, and I've always been in to pop music and found it interesting. For a while I've been doing lots of little bits and bobs with people."

Explaining how the collaboration came about, Mount explained: "An email just came through saying "do you wanna have a go at writing some songs with her". It's like "well, yeah". It's a no-brainer for me. I'm a fan."

"It's such a ridiculous situation to find yourself in that you're going from seeing this person on TV or in tabloids, and the next thing you're embarking on this creative adventure together. You're suddenly in probably the most intimate situation, where you're talking about lyrics and song meanings. It's very surreal but very enjoyable."

Read more: http://www.thisisfakediy.co.uk/arti...la-roberts-hook-up-a-no-brainer#ixzz1ImApd16A
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Release now please.
 
She can afford new gnashers but she can't even shave her beard?

pathetic
 
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