The Real Housewives of Melbourne (11 Viewers)
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Good god, Carol on NYC having a war room with advisors so she can run for a seat in the building committee and claiming that they're opposing her because she's running on a platform of transparency just made me die a little inside.
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Get with the programme(s) Phi.
If that's the franchise with the woman Wendy Williams gives jail updates on whose hairline begins 1cm above her eyebrows, I might look out for it on listings.
If that's the franchise with the woman Wendy Williams gives jail updates on whose hairline begins 1cm above her eyebrows, I might look out for it on listings.
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That would be Theresa "prostitution whore" Guidice of New Jersey. I haven't watched it in a few seasons so I can't recommend. Atlanta is still going but I also don't watch anymore. I've always been an NYC girl at heart.
That would be Theresa "prostitution whore" Guidice of New Jersey. I haven't watched it in a few seasons so I can't recommend. Atlanta is still going but I also don't watch anymore. I've always been an NYC girl at heart.
Atlanta just finished its 7th and WORST season yet. Though the reunion was a doozy where Nene, who everyone hated by that time and didn't look like she had a hope in hell in returning for Season 8, turned it all around by orchestrating a breakdown. 
Orange County starts again next week, but it's ALL about NYC at the moment.
Orange County starts again next week, but it's ALL about NYC at the moment.
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I've just started watching Melbourne. I cannot get enough. Obviously Gina is incredible but I LOVE Lydia and her rather crystalline accent in which every letter is pronounced to a crisp. Janet seems like a sweetheart too.
"Sam is very similar to his father, he's such a big spunk. Oops, did I say that, stepmum? Bang."
"Sam is very similar to his father, he's such a big spunk. Oops, did I say that, stepmum? Bang."
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One of my favourite things EVER. And then you get Gina's "Oh dear" at the end to top it ALL OFF
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Jark
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Almost finished season two. SO much better than the first. Housewife rate
01 Gina - "FUCK'N HELL!" Spoilt for highlights, but her exchanges with Pettifleur are gold. "I was actually raised by nuns with an English accent." "Well it didn't work, darling!"
02 Janet - EEEVVVV-REEEEE-BAHHHH-DEEEEE! "I ain't sayin... She's a gold digger... But she ain't messing with no broke... Dudes either."
=03 Chyka - I love Switzerland and I love Chyka.
=03 Gamble - So adorable. Don't we all have that friend who cannot go out without getting smashed and shrieking at somebody, then sheepishly apologising the next day? Actually I am that friend, so I totally relate.
05 Lydia - oh Lydia. You are extremely retarded. "the seventy oneth floor!" I'm still laughing at the episode they went skiing and she suggested Austria was the name of a tall mountain.
06 Jackie - very entertaining, but I can't forgive her dislike of Ms Liano. Also she has 100% morphed into your typical Toorak housewife despite spending a whole season taking the piss.
07 Pettifleur - absolutely gorgeous, but so stunningly free of self awareness you can't help but pity her. Somebody obviously told her the key to being fun is saying bitch as much as possible. I think this bitch should be switched for season three.
01 Gina - "FUCK'N HELL!" Spoilt for highlights, but her exchanges with Pettifleur are gold. "I was actually raised by nuns with an English accent." "Well it didn't work, darling!"
02 Janet - EEEVVVV-REEEEE-BAHHHH-DEEEEE! "I ain't sayin... She's a gold digger... But she ain't messing with no broke... Dudes either."
=03 Chyka - I love Switzerland and I love Chyka.
=03 Gamble - So adorable. Don't we all have that friend who cannot go out without getting smashed and shrieking at somebody, then sheepishly apologising the next day? Actually I am that friend, so I totally relate.
05 Lydia - oh Lydia. You are extremely retarded. "the seventy oneth floor!" I'm still laughing at the episode they went skiing and she suggested Austria was the name of a tall mountain.
06 Jackie - very entertaining, but I can't forgive her dislike of Ms Liano. Also she has 100% morphed into your typical Toorak housewife despite spending a whole season taking the piss.
07 Pettifleur - absolutely gorgeous, but so stunningly free of self awareness you can't help but pity her. Somebody obviously told her the key to being fun is saying bitch as much as possible. I think this bitch should be switched for season three.
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Those videos are amazing. That's it, I need to get started on S2 tonight, I've had them all downloaded for ages now.
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Some episode 1 highlights:
Gina's entrance under a sign saying "the bitch is back" whilst strutting in one of her trademark dresses. It really is the subtle touches with Gina.
Janet's desperate dependence on the advice of whatever shop and salon staff she finds herself hanging off their every word is endearingly pathetic. She looks really good though, and it was lovely seeing how proud she was of her son.
Gina and Lydia in the limousie. "How's Andrew? I heard you two separated ... Two different sources, independent of each other ... Three actually." And to top it all off, the thigh pat followed by an "apology accepted" without reciprocating.
Bless Chyka, but I'm not sure saying you were "blown away" is the expression I'd use to describe someone who survived 70% burns. Her tag line was by far the weakest, especially after the excitement of Gina's "fact not friction".
Pettifleur is just okay, but did deliver a gem: "I wouldn't have worn those earrings with that dress. And I wouldn't have worn that dress either." Her step-children's facial expressions, as she seem to just laugh at not believing her own luck, were very strange indeed.
And lastly, Gamble gets my full approval based on episode 1. I simply must find out the rumour - it can't be worse than being a former prostitute or something I'm guessing. The calories comments killed me.
Gina's entrance under a sign saying "the bitch is back" whilst strutting in one of her trademark dresses. It really is the subtle touches with Gina.
Janet's desperate dependence on the advice of whatever shop and salon staff she finds herself hanging off their every word is endearingly pathetic. She looks really good though, and it was lovely seeing how proud she was of her son.
Gina and Lydia in the limousie. "How's Andrew? I heard you two separated ... Two different sources, independent of each other ... Three actually." And to top it all off, the thigh pat followed by an "apology accepted" without reciprocating.
Bless Chyka, but I'm not sure saying you were "blown away" is the expression I'd use to describe someone who survived 70% burns. Her tag line was by far the weakest, especially after the excitement of Gina's "fact not friction".
Pettifleur is just okay, but did deliver a gem: "I wouldn't have worn those earrings with that dress. And I wouldn't have worn that dress either." Her step-children's facial expressions, as she seem to just laugh at not believing her own luck, were very strange indeed.
And lastly, Gamble gets my full approval based on episode 1. I simply must find out the rumour - it can't be worse than being a former prostitute or something I'm guessing. The calories comments killed me.
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My friend's BF works over the road from one of the cafes she goes to and he was in order a cuppa when she thought he was talking to her, 'Oh yes, you may have an autograph
'.Poor bloke didn't know who she was.
Poor Janet
Halli I'll totally show you all the MELBZ hotspots and you may just run into her.
Given she as her birthday's at Love Machine and Emersons we'll no doubt see her
My old work coffee place is also the bathroom where 'cunt-gate' happened
Given she as her birthday's at Love Machine and Emersons we'll no doubt see her
My old work coffee place is also the bathroom where 'cunt-gate' happened
Fuck me this is getting brilliant, I'm watching the whole series this arvo. Gina really doesn't give two shits does she? She's there because she's quite clearly the publics favourite, and boy is she happy to say whatever the hell she wants. It really does make the others look stupid that they don't get this and always get so AGOG.
Cannot wait for the reunion.
Cannot wait for the reunion.
Oh what a reunion!
Gina was on point as normal. From the 'and then I'll have to STAB them' remark five minutes in, it was all on. I get the others get angry at her but they seem so CLUELESS. It's painfully obvious that she is hands down the favourite with the public, I don't see why a few of them (Gamble aside) don't take that and run to her side. It'd do them wonders.
Jackie is still a pain in the arse - 'I tell the truth' x 100. No one gives a damn you fucking MORON. Geen doesn't need the truth in order to be fabulous.
Janet really needs to stop with the 'agog' looks. And all the rumour baiting. It's painfully like watching Gretchen Weiner try and fit in, but 50 years later.
Chyka was fab as normal - the usual sane, level-headed responses. God knows what she genuinely thinks of them.
Pettifluer totally collapsed. Just an utter mess, I nearly felt sorry for her but she totally had it coming.
Lydia has actually grown on me. Just jump to Gina's side and I'll be very happy, and you can stay dull-but-amusing.
Gamble just kept on giving - what she said to that CUNT Manuela Unbelievable!
Gina was on point as normal. From the 'and then I'll have to STAB them' remark five minutes in, it was all on. I get the others get angry at her but they seem so CLUELESS. It's painfully obvious that she is hands down the favourite with the public, I don't see why a few of them (Gamble aside) don't take that and run to her side. It'd do them wonders.
Jackie is still a pain in the arse - 'I tell the truth' x 100. No one gives a damn you fucking MORON. Geen doesn't need the truth in order to be fabulous.
Janet really needs to stop with the 'agog' looks. And all the rumour baiting. It's painfully like watching Gretchen Weiner try and fit in, but 50 years later.
Chyka was fab as normal - the usual sane, level-headed responses. God knows what she genuinely thinks of them.
Pettifluer totally collapsed. Just an utter mess, I nearly felt sorry for her but she totally had it coming.
Lydia has actually grown on me. Just jump to Gina's side and I'll be very happy, and you can stay dull-but-amusing.
Gamble just kept on giving - what she said to that CUNT Manuela
Unbelievable!
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