Local news in non-rioting places

[AGinAg (37)]

CABLE CARS TO SOLVE TRAFFIC CRISIS - http://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/...ref=rss&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

 

[Kate]

MONORAIL! MONORAIL!

 

[Indie]

Teen gets Jeremy Corbyn tattoo

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/14023681.York_teen_gets_Jeremy_Corbyn_tattoo/

 

[Sharla]

Woman takes train to work

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/woman-just-live-tweeted-entire-10431494

 

[ameraal]

ot: is this thread title based on some song name? cause if it isn't someone should totally name a song after it. i'm thinking the cranberries.

*shudder*

 

[Indie]

ot: is this thread title based on some song name? cause if it isn't someone should totally name a song after it. i'm thinking the cranberries.

*shudder*

No.

 

[graves]

GRITTY BRIGHTON LIFE
http://m.theargus.co.uk/news/139458...er_row_over_halloumi_sandwich_turns_physical/

 

[Sharla]

Woman making wreath dies when cigarette she's smoking causes her aerosol can to explode.

http://www.eastlothiancourier.com/n...um_was_making_a_wreath_when_aerosol_exploded/

 

[lolly]

Where is Lynn Faulds Wood when you need her?

 

[Sharla]

Man charged with 'masturbating in car that wasn't his in petrol station forecourt'

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/man-charged-masturbating-car-wasnt-10604572

 

[floppet]

Man is first to travel through train tunnel on a train. http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news..._travel_through_newly_built_Farnworth_Tunnel/

 

[Indie]

Letter delivered to York instead of New York

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/14143208.Letter_delivered_in_York_rather_than_New_York/

 

[win_the_game]

Ex-footballer struggles to find parking space on shopping trip.

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/barry-ferguson-slams-edinburgh-city-parking-1-3979270

 

[Shirley]

OUTRAGE over COMMIE BAUBLES

http://www.chesterchronicle.co.uk/n...ws/chester-tories-attack-labours-red-10338024

 

[Sheena]

Pensioner banned from Bingo Hall for swearing

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/pe...-bingo-hall-after-swearing-at-staff-1-7125114

 

[Indie]

Jesus kidnapped in York

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/14159859.Jesus_kidnapped_in_York/

 

[Sharla]

Dirty toilets in Northwich

http://www.northwichguardian.co.uk/....Horrid_market_toilet_facilities/?ref=mr&lp=1

 

[Sharla]

Pensioner banned from Bingo Hall for swearing

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/pe...-bingo-hall-after-swearing-at-staff-1-7125114

I love the comments on this story although can someone translate this one?

whot noone is sayin is whot the diffrence wood have bin if she wos an assian or a muslin , she wood'nt of bin band then becoz it wood'nt of bin pc to band her ' the comment blow about a burker might of bin a joke but it is close to the truth ,

In response to this:

Perhaps she could wear a festive Burkah?

 

[Sharla]

Woman discovers she's pregnant

http://www.barryanddistrictnews.co...._no_idea_she_was_nine_months_pregnant/?ref=ar

I'm not sure if it's the jumper, but I'd have guessed Tracie was approaching her 50th, not her 40th.

 

[Shirley]

Car breaks down

Also There's a CLUE in the NAME OF THE PUB

 

[Sharla]

Man sets up website to monitor dog shit

101 dog turds have been registered so far.

 

[Sharla]

Tory candidate threatens Labour councillor's personal safety with post it note.

http://www.barry-today.co.uk/articl... post-it prank&sectionIs=news&searchyear=2016

 

[COB]

Catford French restaurant () Le Bourgeois faces closure over 'sex in the basement'

 

[Shirley]

It's all going on in SARFEAST LANDAN

Grove Park residents have been urged to be extra vigilant after a naked man was seen “aggressively masturbating” at a bus stop.

 

[big ron]

Dirty toilets in Northwich

http://www.northwichguardian.co.uk/....Horrid_market_toilet_facilities/?ref=mr&lp=1

They should flatten the fucking lot of that side of Northwich tarrrn centre.

 

[Indie]

Catford French restaurant () Le Bourgeois faces closure over 'sex in the basement'

THREE YEARS AGO?

Hardly NEWS

 

[COB]

It was news to me

 

[big ron]

Sounded like a fun place to be.

 

[Indie]

Man banned from having sex unless he gives police 24 hours notice

 

[big ron]

Bet that goes down well on his tinder.

 

[Kate]

West Country bus spotted in San Francisco

 

[Sharla]

Porn played at family funeral

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/grieving-familys-horror-hardcore-pornography-10797800

The vicar did my father's funeral and he really would have been appalled, yet also strangely intrigued

 

[Dark Carnival]

Teehehe

 

[Shirley]

It took them nearly four minutes to turn it off

I have the same problem when PORN accidentally appears

 

[wendy the Go_At]

Outraged freeloader
http://www.runcornandwidnesworld.co...a_glass_of_tap_water_in_a_Runcorn_pub/?ref=ar

 

[Jætike]

Girl group singer (32) may be arrested by military police for sexy lieutenant outfit at private party.

 

[floppet]

Gutted that our local paper (Bolton News) does not state Sinitta, 39's age. Also no idea why this is in the paper/on the website other than somebody loves Sinitta, 39.

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news...r_Dawn_Ward__during_row_at_London_restaurant/

 

[Marilyn]

Ms Malone told the court she felt that, as someone who was a public personality,

Well, sort of

 

[Kate]

In case anyone missed it in Popbitch: Ipswich ATTACKED by FEROCIOUS TEDDY BEAR

 

[Marilyn]

Woman does photoshoot with rotten McMuffin http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fo...n/news-story/71e4c98e81d9770ed63bf37a538201b5