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Kalabaliken said:
Welcome @Luseth :D

By THE WIFE I think he meant the fact you are straight, as you guys are in a slight minority! This is known as 'The World's Best Gay Chat Forum' (sic) for a reason. Everyone is nice. Well mostly everyone....
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GAY CHAT LOUNGE.
 
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I don’t think I could ever date a bisexual. I would be too worried about whether it was an Arthur or Martha day for him. With another girl I can compete, but with a man unfortunately I don’t have the equipment.
 
Where does the name Luseth come from?

We get new members but they tend to disappear after whichever poster has the next comedown yells at them
 
Rita said:
I don’t think I could ever date a bisexual. I would be too worried about whether it was an Arthur or Martha day for him. With another girl I can compete, but with a man unfortunately I don’t have the equipment.
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You could buy some (if you haven't already)
 
Diddy said:
Where does the name Luseth come from?

We get new members but they tend to disappear after whichever poster has the next comedown yells at them
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Well i'm going to surprise you and say that i've come back for a second day....

The name's a bit emo really from back when I was a teenager but it's stuck as all my online persona's whether it's consoles, websites or forums etc but I vaguely remember finding it online as being another name for the devil's son (Whether that's true or not I have no idea but back then I just took everything on the internet as being 100% correct)
 
Luseth said:
Well i'm going to surprise you and say that i've come back for a second day....

The name's a bit emo really from back when I was a teenager but it's stuck as all my online persona's whether it's consoles, websites or forums etc but I vaguely remember finding it online as being another name for the devil's son (Whether that's true or not I have no idea but back then I just took everything on the internet as being 100% correct)
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Create the daily thread. Go on I DARE YA.
 
Rita said:
I don’t think I could ever date a bisexual. I would be too worried about whether it was an Arthur or Martha day for him. With another girl I can compete, but with a man unfortunately I don’t have the equipment.
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How delightfully 1940s.
 
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Don't worry old timer, you've still got time for a sexual awakening. x
 
Moopy hasn't seen such simmering sexual tension since Sheena and cwej were at it.
 
Whilst choosing 8 overcooked breakfast items for only £3.99.
 
It was kind of like Wetherspoons, without the alcohol. And instead of old men sipping beer, old women sipping English Breakfast tea whilst planning which winceyette nightdress to buy.
 
lolly said:
Still love you, Nike. Would love to hear how you're doing.

I'm not convinced that here is the place for you, but if you want to keep in touch you can message me here or on Facebook, if you have it.

In fact I probably still have the same mobile number, if you've kept it.

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Pop Lolly my darling !!! I am at work at the moment. Still at that supermarket but I don’t eat cheddar mash anymore altho I do like Sainsburys Instant Mash with their mature cheese but I’m into chips at the moment. I recommend McCain’s Home Chips. I don’t flood anymore. As for the jam train it hardly ever stops at my station now I’m menopausal !!! I am still the same old ‘Nike’ but far too sensitive to be on a place like this. I got diagnosed with Aspergers, altho I prefer to just say autistic cos it’s sounds better, last year which explains a lot including all my obsessions. I recently went through a Bionic Woman obsession and I had a massive Karen Fairgate McKenzie obsession a few months back, bet Agnetha is glad I not banging on about Knot’s Landing.

I will post on here again perhaps as I want to stick up my picture of Toyah. I’ve still got the one I doctored of him dressed up in a pink bunny outfit.

I may even tell you about Fat Nelly my ex-neighbour who made my life hell for 4 years and she had lots of loud sex with various men. I live on my own now apart from my two pussy’s. My beloved pussy Misty died in 2011 but I have her on my mantelpiece her ashes resting in a sleeping cat. I have another pussy now who dribbles a lot and like to muff dive a lot while she displays herself on the window sill. She’s a sexually provocative pussy.
 
I wish her visits were less fleeting so I can hear a bit more about Fat Nelly and her rampant sex.
 
I can't remember if we had two or three cats the last time you were here, Nike. We had two from kittens, but then gained another from my sister when she got bored of hers. Anyway, one of them died in 2012, and the other two both last year, within a few months of each other.

But we have three new ones now, a boy and two girls from the same litter. They are nearly eleven months and quite the handful.

I found the Robert Wagner framed photo you sent me just the other day :D

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are Frida and Agnetha the first thing Mr L sees when he wakes up in the morning?
 
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are Frida and Agnetha the first thing Mr L sees when he wakes up in the morning?
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Probably.

I mean there are FOUR Abba calendars in the room and only one me. I can't compete.
 
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