Introduce yourself (5 Viewers)

[AGinAg (37)]

So who is @Cardonnay?

 

[Rita]

I like him. Can we keep him?

 

[Cardonnay]

Hello. As you may have gathered, I love Kath & Kim and reality TV!

 

[Rita]

Hello. As you may have gathered, I love Kath & Kim and reality TV!

Are you a former poster? How did you find us?

 

[Rita]

Why does that question always scare em off?

 

[Mats]

Why does that question always scare em off?

some dead dogs are dead for a reason, innit

 

[Kala]

We seem to get an awful lot of people who join and you think they could e great, only for them to disappear never to be heard of again.

 

[Zu]

Maybe we should stop turning up at their door. Of course it's always nice to meet new people but after my visitors left in 2009 I did notice that most of my furniture and valuables had gone missing and I still can't get that stain out

 

[Rita]

We seem to get an awful lot of people who join and you think they could e great, only for them to disappear never to be heard of again.

I think the majority are former posters in some form, so when we start asking questions about how they found us rather than admit they have been here before they just piss off again.

 

[Rita]

Do we think @Luseth was an old poster/alias? He was a very random addition to the Moopy fold.

 

[K.C.]

He was too straight.

 

[Rita]

I think it was yet another persona.

 

[Cardonnay]

Why does that question always scare em off?

I’m not scared, Rita!

 

[Rita]

I’m not scared, Rita!

Well kindly answer.

 

[Cardonnay]

I am not a former poster and I found you via Google.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I am not a former poster and I found you via Google.

Which leads to the question... what DID you google?

 

[Shirley]

"linda barker gash flash"?

 

[Cardonnay]

Which leads to the question... what DID you google?

I found this forum through Google images while browsing photos of Kath and Kim. I think it was when I was trying to see what Jane Turner and Gina Riley looked like now. I was a bit delirious last weekend after binge-watching so many episodes.

I have given myself a little break before I begin the final series and having been underwhelmed by Da Kath & Kim Code.

 

[Rita]

If you believe that you will believe ANYTHING.

 

[lolly]

I don't see that it matters.

 

[Rita]

I don't see that it matters.

As I said earlier he/she is a welcome addition for me.

I am still waiting on the Nadia Essex topic though.

 

[Rita]

@Ronish Baxter

Do the honours please dear.

 

[Rita]

Who is @Cardonnay and @heehaw

They seem very knowing.

 

[Cardonnay]

I am feeling slightly bored of whatever these accusations/insinuations are.

 

[COB]

Take no notice!

 

[Rita]

I am feeling slightly bored of whatever these accusations/insinuations are.

Oh GOD stop taking yourself so seriously. I am getting slightly bored of you avoiding the question.

 

[Rita]

I am feeling slightly bored of whatever these accusations/insinuations are.

Oh SHIT. I honestly never noticed you had replied before. Sorry darling, I will shut up now.

 

[Rita]

I actually replied. Was I drunk??

 

[Rita]

Am I going senile?

Maybe both.

 

[Indie]

 

[Rita]

@flange-bearing-frog. Hi there love.

 

[Zu]

Hello @heehaw

What BRINGS you TO this INFAMOUSLY gladiatorial CHAT lounge?

(I can be nice but tonight’s just not the occasion )

 

[Kala]

@heehaw must be Scottish, surely?

 

[Zu]

! Is it the tell-tale personality?

 

[Zu]

I went to one of his parties and he charged at the door

 

[Rita]

! Is it the tell-tale personality?

I don’t quite get the reference either?

 

[heehaw]

@heehaw must be Scottish, surely?

 

[Zu]

Let’s all say hello to @Will

Hello @Will. What brings you to this hellish abyss?

 

[Zu]

Oh I see that’s more or less the same question I asked @heehaw with no response. @octophone to come up with a more convivial icebreaker please

 

[octophone]

Oh I see that’s more or less the same question I asked @heehaw with no response. @octophone to come up with a more convivial icebreaker please

Oh jeez, no pressure...

Erm, OK:

Hi @Will, daddy or chips?