MOOPY HAIKU

[Sheena]

Describe your day/ current mood/ feelings/ whatever shit you want in the form of Haiku poetry. I'll start.

Britney Spears has retired.
Vegas residency gone.
World sighs breath of relief.

 

[octophone]

Tag haiku:

Drop dead droopy drawers
Morrissey trapped in cowgrate
Jark rides back downhill

 

[Sheena]

Tag haiku:

Drop dead droopy drawers
Morrissey trapped in cowgrate
Jark rides back downhill

 

[floppet]

My dog is naughty
Conned two breakfasts out of us
Evil genius

 

[Shirley]

Clean the bathtub
The Winner Takes It All
Mother's gone to Wilko

 

[big ron]

A grey wet sunday
even my pyjamas want
to stay close and warm

 

[Sheena]

Kate Bush in my lounge
Watching the mist clear away
On the Isle of Wight

 

[octophone]

My dog is naughty
Conned two breakfasts out of us
Evil genius

Oh, that's a beauty.

 

[Shirley]

Will soup and toast
Cure cold toes?
Les Miserables await

 

[Jark]

Headed to the gym
Really can't be arsed but a
Bitch gotta stay slim

 

[Dark Carnival]

New job tomorrow
But for now I'll relax
My comfy bed

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What is this shiitake?
I fucking hate all poetry
Including this crap

 

[OutSynk]

I don't hate poetry but this shit sucks as it doesn't even rhyme.

 

[Zu]

That’s because it’s FOREIGN. They’re not allowed to have rhymes in FOREIGN

 

[Zu]

I’m not a fan of poetry at all but at least with Haiku it’s over reasonably quickly

 

[lolly]

I declare Floppet the winner

 

[OutSynk]

Was that the shortest story Floppet has ever posted?

 

[Dark Carnival]

That’s because it’s FOREIGN. They’re not allowed to have rhymes in FOREIGN

Muslamics forbid rhymes. That's why they don't eat pork with a fork.

 

[Zu]

 

[Phoenix]

Moved again today
The ceiling is low
The temperature is cold

 

[Alla]

Rachey in Gran Canaria
Killer frogs attack
Poor dead Rachey

 

[Diddy]

I want to try one in Japanese with Moopy tags but I can’t thjnk of short ones

 

[Diddy]

日差し強、
直面してる、
勇者エリ

 

[Pipo]

Lady Gaga lost at the GG
Bradley Cooper did as well
99 people in a room couldn't give a toss about those two self-obsessed cunts

 

[Lume]

Täällä on kivaa
Saa nauraa sydämestä
Tuntuu hyvältä

 

[Lume]

Lumppuja täynnä
Fanittavat mukamas
Huoraavat vaan ne

 

[Diddy]

Koit and Laura
Romeo and Juliet
Lost in Verona

 

[Diddy]

I decided to be a SNOB and like the ones that are ACTUAL Haiku!

It’s 5-7-5
It is not a limerick
Look it up you plebs

 

[Zu]

Thank goodness for standards

However that does mean that you’ll also have to like the ones posted by @Lume because my fluency in Finnish does indicate that they’re 5-7-5

 

[Lume]

Kyllä kulta on
Tarpeeksi tavaraa jo
Jopa sullekin

 

[Lume]

Should I translate these? It would cut half the fun however, since I can write whatever I want! (In haiku form of course)

 

[Lume]

Pohtikaa te nyt
Saanko näitä kirjoittaa
Haluaisin niin

 

[Diddy]

I was looking at them and not sure, but I’m sure Lume wouldn’t lead me astray, nor would Sister Zu with her credentials

 

[Lume]

I can ASSURE you they're HAIKU, sweetie!

 

[Lume]

For example:

Poh-ti-kaa te nyt
Saan-ko näi-tä kir-joit-taa
Ha-lu-ai-sin niin

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Pretty sure mine was 5 7 5.

 

[Zu]

For example:

Poh-ti-kaa te nyt
Saan-ko näi-tä kir-joit-taa
Ha-lu-ai-sin niin

I was about to correct that last line before you edited it

Honestly I must be possessed by the spirit of @Madison this morning

 

[Lume]

May you channel her spirit until eternity! Cheers!

 

[Diddy]

Pretty sure mine was 5 7 5.

It’s 6-8-5! 7-8-5 if one was going to be a prick about the Japanese

 

[Lume]

How fluent in Finnish EXACTLY are you Zu?