Spice Girls - Various Tat 2025

[wildchild]

Looks like Saara Aalto is now the fifth Spice Girl According to The Sun...

 

[Halli]

Looks like Saara Aalto is now the fifth Spice Girl According to The Sun...

Dan Wooton printing any old shit, nothing new. How does he get away with it. I am waiting for him to say it will be Kate Middleton

 

[Iguana]

Dan Wooton printing any old shit, nothing new. How does he get away with it. I am waiting for him to say it will be Kate Middleton

It's what Diana would have wanted

 

[Halli]

It'd inevitably be a car crash tho bbz

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm here for Kate as the fifth Spice Girl.

Hi Posh, we got REAL POSH now. Bye.

 

[Diddy]

It'd inevitably be a car crash tho bbz

! *scream*

 

[heehaw]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...ts-will-feel-left-spice-girls-tour-dismisses/

What a BITCH ha ha ha

 

[Diddy]

?!

 

[Pipo]

apparently they're including Last Time Lover (after being dismissed for two decades) and they're updating the Spice Up Your Life lyrics to make them sound less racist and more woke especially the "Yellow man in Timbuktu" line

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh.

 

[Diddy]

Unfortunately they’re updating it to “Black man in Ouagadougou” so it hasn’t really helped

Why is a yellow man in Timbuktu anyway? I’d imagine Kathmandu would be more accurate?

 

[Iguana]

Happy birthday Emma Bunton, 43 today

 

[lolly]

Why is a yellow man in Timbuktu anyway? I’d imagine Kathmandu would be more accurate?

Perhaps he had a bad case of jaundice

 

[Pipo]

at this point I'm pretty convinced NOTHING will ever make that stuck up bitch (i love her really) VB to join the SG She might divorce David, her kids could get taken away while her fashion brand dissolves and she'd rather sell hot dogs on the street before joining the tour.

she must really hate them (them as in Mel B)

 

[Shirley]

Why is a yellow man in Timbuktu anyway?

Because GERU and the GIRLZ would not have had the slightest fucking clue where TIMBUKTU even was I SHOULD IMAGINE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg, it's a reference to GLOBALISATION! The girls taking over the world, etc. I can't believe y'all didn't get that

 

[Dark Carnival]

It's actually my favourite lyric from the song. Really.

 

[SDF]

Back in the news for those comic relief t shirts which were made by workers earning 35p

 

[Diddy]

Back in the news for those comic relief t shirts which were made by workers earning 35p

Were the workers wearing red noses?

 

[SDF]

Just the ones that asked for a toilet break

 

[Diddy]

Just the ones that asked for a toilet break

And the ones with pneumonia

 

[Pipo]

you can almost hear her teeth grating when Wannabe starts playing



"well I don't know we'll see"

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh wow a bum bag worn around the neck, Posh's new line is so cool and down with kidz.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fuck off you rotten cow.

 

[Zu]

Quite honestly I now find myself on Team Victoria thanks to her dogged resistance to joining in with the pay off legal bills / pump more cash into the flop lesbain record label / do something else rather than apply Nourkrin and do Scunthorpe Pride / do anything for attention whatsoever so-called TOUR!

 

[Zu]

SPICE RATE

11 Victoria
07 Mel B
03 Mel C
02 Geri
00 Emma

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'll have to put you on ignore for a few hours Zu, I'm sorry

 

[Pipo]

Oh wow a bum bag worn around the neck, Posh's new line is so cool and down with kidz.

the prices are fuck off ridiculous (for athletic leisure anyway)

"You too can get this look for JUST ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS" oh fuck off, it's not LULU LEMON hell it's not even ADIDAS

 

[Pipo]

I'll have to put you on ignore for a few hours Zu, I'm sorry

VICTORIA UP!

1. Vic
2. MEnly
3. Geru
4. Emma
.
.
5. MEl Beh

 

[Iguana]

1. Geru
2. Emma
3. Menly
4. Melny
5. Victoria

 

[Dark Carnival]

1. Emma and Menly (forever in my top 2)
3. Geru
4. Beh

5. Victoria

 

[monsta]

1. Victoria

 

[Rita]

It was always all about Geri. Then she SOLD HER SOUL. Now Mel B has to be the most interesting by a country mile, although mostly not intentionally so.

 

[Jark]

every time some fucking moron talks shit about Queen Vic, my love for her ascends to new peaks

 

[Jark]

the kinds of peaks one can climb adorned in activewear from the new RebookxVictoriaBeckham collection, in fact - get your summer body now at #VBDoverSt. kisses xx

 

[Zu]

It was always all about Geri. Then she SOLD HER SOUL.

WHEN?

 

[SDF]

Victoria looked lovely on GMA, like the best I’ve seen her in years. Her activewear range is not for me but I can imagine the gais rushing out to buy her bum bag.

Also when was she knowing for working out?!

 

[Commotion]

1. Geru
2. Beh
3. Menly
4. Mekon
5. Vic

 

[Jark]

 

[Zu]

24.1m followers! Shall we stir the pot and investigate how many the other GIRLS have?

1.4m Mel Bee
915K Baby McBunton
830K Geru
526K Menly C oh DEAR