Hello, my name is Ron, and it has been 7 days since my last MONDAY

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I woke up tempted to go for a run this morning but I think thats pushing it for a Monday. I'll just look at how nice it is outside instead.
 
I don't know why I even contemplated it, I hate running.
 
It's been SEVEN DAYS
Since my LAST CONFESSION
And I REALLY DON'T
Know where to BEGIN

:disco:
 
I will run if something is chasing me and under no other circumstances.
 
At 9:05 I get a text from the boss asking where I am. Seriously you can't allow me 5 mins late??
 
First day of a fortnight off work. Last night I thought "don't waste it, get out and about, don't vegetate or become nocturnal".

Woke up about 8, thought "bit chilly", rolled over, woke up again at 9.45, thought "nah, fuck it, far too cold" and well, here we are.

The forecast for the whole fortnight is "bloody freezing". Hmmm.
 
octophone said:
First day of a fortnight off work. Last night I thought "don't waste it, get out and about, don't vegetate or become nocturnal".

Woke up about 8, thought "bit chilly", rolled over, woke up again at 9.45, thought "nah, fuck it, far too cold" and well, here we are.

The forecast for the whole fortnight is "bloody freezing". Hmmm.
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I spent all of last week 'working' from bed until about 12. No shame in staying in bed until the world has warmed up.
 
I'm now eating a Quorn Vegetarian Steak Pie. It's pretty rank. Still, lesson learned.
 
Let's just have a quick Monday DROP DEAD DROOPY DRAWERS

There, that's that until Thursday
 
I swear it's only been about three days since my last Monday.
 
octophone said:
I'm now eating a Quorn Vegetarian Steak Pie. It's pretty rank. Still, lesson learned.
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I am very much intending to drop my meat intake in coming weeks. I feel I've become a bit too dominated (OOH ER) by meat and it's forming part of every meal a bit too much. It's time to head back to the Quorn.

As I sit here eating a "leftover roast chicken" salad...
 
I'm usually fine with Quorn but in this case, it didn't just feel like fake meat, it felt like fake food. Some of the other Quorn stuff, I'm fine with.
 
I had the cocktail sausages yesterday, which are DELIGHTFUL, I find...
 
In my quest to be semi-veggie I've found Quorn to be fucking rank.

Cauldron sausages, on the other hand, are amazing.
 
I can't remember which supermarket it is, but one of their own brand veggie sausages I found to be the best.
 
Indie said:
Thanks for your helpful input :)
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I'm fairly certain it was either Tesco, Sainsburys or Asda.

Hope that helps. Happy to discuss further if necessary.

Kind regards,

lolly

please note my normal working days are Monday to Thursday
 
There's a terrible whiff of HAND CREAM in here and it ain't me. I'm going to ask to be in an office with as few people in as possible during the refurbishments AND I'D EVEN CONSIDER THE CELLAR and if that offends you SUCK IT UP :)
 
NEWS: Quorn "chicken pieces" are excellent in a curry because they soak up the sauce like a sponge.
 
Just popped up the shop to actually have a lunch break for once as I said, and came back with a £60 toaster.

WHOOPS!
 
Blimey. If that's lunch, what's dinner? A microwave and a kettle?
 
I'm having next to nothing for meals. I haven't gotten the cure for a dislocated jaw ligament, but a dislocated jaw ligament is a cure for holiday flab.
 
I just got a gold crown (on my tooth as opposed to of the regal variety).

It's right at the back of my mouth so out of sight but now I feel very Mel C
 
I'm looking at cocks on reddit when I should be revising for exam
 
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