Thursday leaves on the midnight train to Georgia

Shirley

Shirley

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It's never too early in the morning for GLADYS and her PIPS

He kept dreaming
DREAMING!
Oooh that someday he'd be a star
A SUPERSTAR! BUT HE DIDN'T GET FAR!
But he sure found out the HARD WAY
That DREAMS don't always come true
DREAMS don't always come true! UH UH! NO! UH UH!

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ALL PRAY FOR ME THAT DROOPY DRAWERS has been ITHED UP out there in the country
 
I had Gladys’ “In The Beginning” on the stereogram ONLY last night
 
MORNING

I’ve been to spin (didn’t fall off the bike, so it was a success) and feeling quite perky, despite the lack of snow day here too
 
Apparently there's a WEATHER WARNING (presumably from the MINISTRY OF WARNINGS) in effect from 12pm.

I wonder if that's reason enough to fuck off home at 12.30pm after I've finished my surgery.
 
Booking a skiing holiday for BREXIT WEEK today. I'm hoping it all goes tits up so I don't have to come back.
 
Yes I should REST AT HOME this morning because your train back from London was an hour late and you didn't get to bed by 9pm as usual

Jesus wept you just CAN'T GET THE HELP
 
Shirley said:
Yes I should REST AT HOME this morning because your train back from London was an hour late and you didn't get to bed by 9pm as usual

Jesus wept you just CAN'T GET THE HELP
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U ok bbz?xxo
 
Morning. I am feeling on top of the world today. Things are looking UP! :disco:
 
Rita said:
U ok bbz?xxo
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Apparently I'm getting a new job in the ANTIQUES PACKING books department but I have a SNEAKING SUSPICION I shall be expected to carry on doing all MADAM's DRUDGERY AS WELL
 
I never knew ORCHID was an actual colour. I thought it was just a CHINESE MISTRANSLATION. Don't say I never learn anything in this tedious job
 
10cm of snow forecast and an amber weather warning? This country is well and truly SCREWED.
 
I don't really like creme eggs but I saw an Oreo one the other day and I was tempted
 
I'm not entirely sure I like them either. Objectively they really are QUITE VILE.
 
I'm sure Crème Eggs used to be nicer. The crème in the modern ones is a totally different consistency from the way I remember it as a child.
 
They stopped using standard Dairy Milk chocolate a couple of years ago and started using something cheaper. Not sure if they ever went back.
 
They are shit now. I used to quaff them as a child.
 
Fisting, watersports, BDSM and squirting porn now effectively LEGAL to distribute

REJOICE!
 
my dad is in Liverpool to watch a band called Cancer Bats. I can barely muster the energy to catch a church concert across town these days. something went wrong with the genes there
 
Meanwhile to the tune of 'Minimal' by the PSB

D.R.O.O.P.Y. DRAWERS
DROOPY DRAWERS
DROOPY DRAWERS
 
lolly said:
They stopped using standard Dairy Milk chocolate a couple of years ago and started using something cheaper. Not sure if they ever went back.
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I think they did because the effect of the change was so noticeable. This, I think, also coincided with the 6 pack going down to 5.
 
Diddy said:
My weather app translated the advisory to “YELLOW SNOW WARNING”

Don’t eat it
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Bless Frank Zappa. Sure, some of his lyrics were dog-awful but he could also deliver some serious wisdom when the mood took him.
 
Anyway, Autechre issued 19 live albums today.

I feel quite lazy now.
 
I know this is essentially howling into the void with Zu seemingly on a sabbatical but I've pretty much just scrapped everything I was working on due to these Autechre live sets. It all feels rather pointless.
 
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