There's a Saturday waiting in the sky

[octophone]

He'd like to come and meet us but he thinks he'd blow our minds.

Pre-fame Bowie doc is on tonight and it stops at Starman, hence the tribute. Ironically (in the Alanis Morrissette sense), I'll be at the planetarium so I'll need to iPlayer it.

 

[Rita]

Why am I reading unsavoury stories about Bowie in the press today?

Is nothing SACRED?

 

[octophone]

Because he's been dead for 3 years and can't sue or speak for himself. The papers love that.

 

[Rita]

Because he's been dead for 3 years and can't sue or speak for himself. The papers love that.

It’s sickening, it really is.

 

[Shirley]

Hi

I've been INSPECTING pictures of VULVAS as featured in the Guardian. BLACK VULVAS, WHITE VULVAS, TRANS VULVAS, OLD VULVAS, LABIAL REDUCTION VULVAS, there's ONE FOR EVERYONE

Which is nice

 

[Iguana]

MORNING.

In Miami. We have started the day at a restaurant called Bacon Bitches where we were greeted with the cry "Morning bitches!"

We are home

 

[big ron]

Why am I reading unsavoury stories about Bowie in the press today?

Is nothing SACRED?

Give over. Really?

 

[octophone]

Hi

I've been INSPECTING pictures of VULVAS as featured in the Guardian. BLACK VULVAS, WHITE VULVAS, TRANS VULVAS, OLD VULVAS, LABIAL REDUCTION VULVAS, there's ONE FOR EVERYONE

Which is nice

I must have posted this at the time but when I went for my pre-surgical consult, I was shown a few pages of a book called The Great Wall Of Vagina which was plastercasts that had been taken of...well, you can guess I'm sure. It was used to show us what we would be getting rather than as a catalogue from which to choose, which was a slight disappointment but inevitable, given how it's a bit of a gamble as to how the thing will end up. Imagine paying good money for the "Budding Orchid" and looking down 2 months after the op and having the "Britney 2007".

 

[lolly]

That book is a REAL THING and not just a feature from Eurotrash?!

 

[octophone]

That book is a REAL THING and not just a feature from Eurotrash?!

Yup. Saw it with my own eyes. I'll admit to having been somewhat on the side of shocked but I had no difficulty keeping a straight face. She pointed at one that did make me think "fuck no" because it looked like a dropped kebab but she moved on to what we could expect thereafter.

 

[octophone]

Well, home much earlier than expected so I can watching that Bowie programme on BBC2.

Went for a meal and then to the planetarium with some of my homies. I was like a kid during the planetarium show, I'll cheerfully admit it.

 

[Rita]

Give over. Really?

What?

 

[big ron]

What?

Who?