Handmade Monday

[octophone]

Back at work...and half the place is off. I literally have empty desks all around me.

Bliss.

 

[Sheena]

Morning

I'm "working" at home, the bathroom fitters are in and ripping everything out and I had a morning poo but need another one and I don't have a toilet. Hmmph.

 

[Shirley]

I'll be glad of a MONDAY when I'm not SUMMONED to carry a load of old RUBBISH out to a van at 9:30 am

 

[Shirley]

I think it's DEEPLY SEXIST that WOMEN in the office aren't asked to LUG the TRASH OUT

 

[Sheena]

I think it's DEEPLY SEXIST that WOMEN in the office aren't asked to LUG the TRASH OUT

One of our bathroom fitting people is a LADY TYPE and I have to say, to my shame, I was rather surprised

 

[octophone]

A two-poo morning? Someone has a healthy amount of fibre in their diet, I'm impressed.

 

[Shirley]

I'm always POOING but I'd rather NOT than WIN AN AWARD FOR IT

 

[Sheena]

A two-poo morning? Someone has a healthy amount of fibre in their diet, I'm impressed.

I quite often have an early morning LITTLE one and then one later on. It's almost as if the first is just getting me going before the rest FLOPS OUT

 

[octophone]

Breaking the seal, as it were...

 

[Star]

Sometimes though it's all psychological. You don't actually need a poo, it's only because you have no toilet you THINK you need a poo...

 

[Kate]

I am back at work, jet lagged and in a FOUL mood

 

[Sheena]

Sometimes though it's all psychological. You don't actually need a poo, it's only because you have no toilet you THINK you need a poo...

This is QUITE possible. I'm going to just wee in a glass and pour it down the kitchen sink, but I'm really hoping I can get away with not pooing later on today. Otherwise, it might be a plastic bag situation...

 

[octophone]

I am back at work, jet lagged and in a FOUL mood

Have the first two begat the third?

 

[Kate]

Have the first two begat the third?

Of course.

 

[Sheena]

Today has been a RIGHT PAIN IN THE CUNT

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