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Morning.

When I was a kid, an "anonymous" valentine was romantic and fun. Now it's creepy and classed as harassment.

I agree with this piece of social progress.
 
I love you with all
my heart and my soul
I'd send you a card
but I'm still on parole
 
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I'm off to a MESSAGING WORKSHOP all day today

MESSAGE COMING THROUGH: 'KILL ME NOW'
 
I am off out for a Valentines lunch. I am so out of touch with all this shit.
 
lolly said:
I think that means you're consenting to anal this evening.
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He is WORKING this evening but said he wanted to see me. I would have quite happily waited until Friday night and made a night of it, but he wanted to take me out today which is sweet.
 
Rita said:
He is WORKING this evening but said he wanted to see me. I would have quite happily waited until Friday night and made a night of it, but he wanted to take me out today which is sweet.
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Oh well, there's always the restaurant toilets.
 
Mr Kate has had our Valentines dinner booked since November or something. He won't tell me where but through some interrogation I reckon it's the Ivy in Kensington. Let's see if we beat last year's celebrity spot (Sir Paul McCartnéy).
 
I don't want to make all you couple people jealous, but I have a date tonight to sit at home on my own and drink heavily.
 
Yeah, well, I'm going for a facial peel and then having an early night because tomorrow is the first Half Price Chocolate Day of the year.
 
octophone said:
Yeah, well, I'm going for a facial peel and then having an early night because tomorrow is the first Half Price Chocolate Day of the year.
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That'll be today, in Home Bargains at least.
 
Don't have one nearby. I have a 3 Tescos, 2 Sainsbury's, a Poundland and a Thorntons (pfft) within a reasonable distance of my work.
 
The supermarkets hold on until at least after 7pm, hoping to catch the "shit, I forgot!" workers on their ways home.
 
I'm having a Valentine's flight home today, where we can ignore each other by watching in-flight movies. How romantic.
 
Kate said:
Mr Kate has had our Valentines dinner booked since November or something. He won't tell me where but through some interrogation I reckon it's the Ivy in Kensington. Let's see if we beat last year's celebrity spot (Sir Paul McCartnéy).
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I've been there. I DIDN'T LIKE IT
 
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I went out for lunch with my ex and told my mum I was with a man to appear fiercely heterosexual.
 
I’m flying home from Warsaw so missing all the Valentine’s fun. Particularly given that my flight is already delayed by an hour and a half and I haven’t even got to the airport yet :evil:
 
I had a lovely row with my Polish counterpart today, though, which was nice, after he turned up 10 minutes late to a client meeting, 40 minutes after he was supposed to meet me to brief me and so left me to deal with an angry client I knew FUCK ALL about. Still, in the row that followed I called him an “incompetent amateur” and got to use the word “rectitude”, so not all was lost... :disco:
 
Kate said:
Mr Kate has had our Valentines dinner booked since November or something. He won't tell me where but through some interrogation I reckon it's the Ivy in Kensington. Let's see if we beat last year's celebrity spot (Sir Paul McCartnéy).
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I've done ket there.
 
It was OK really IF A BIT PRICEY it's just Mr SHIRL got in some kind of SNIT with my brother about CHIPS or something and AS USUAL I was STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
 
Today was lovely. We went to new restaurant that opened a few weeks ago and the food was OK, but the company was DELIGHTFUL.
 
I've made Mr L feel guilty with my gifts and making a lovely dinner. So now he's back in my debt and usual equilibrium is restored.
 
lolly said:
I've made Mr L feel guilty with my gifts and making a lovely dinner. So now he's back in my debt and usual equilibrium is restored.
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Maybe you’ll even get SEXED later :disco:
 
I’d entirely forgotten that my bathroom should basically be DONE when I get home tonight, which is about as exciting as Valentine’s Day gets for me :disco:
 
Sheena said:
Maybe you’ll even get SEXED later :disco:
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On a weekday night? It'll be a quick handjob at best. Oh no, I'll store it until Saturday morning and demand the full works, with non negotiable extras.
 
lolly said:
On a weekday night? It'll be a quick handjob at best. Oh no, I'll store it until Saturday morning and demand the full works, with non negotiable extras.
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Saturday morning? Yikes, who has time to MOP OUT on a Saturday morning when there’s Drag Race to get out of the way?
 
Mr SHIRL has opened his FANCY CHRISTMAS WINE but unless proved otherwise I'm putting it down to COINCIDENCE
 
lolly said:
On a weekday night? It'll be a quick handjob at best. Oh no, I'll store it until Saturday morning and demand the full works, with non negotiable extras.
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At least treat him to a Swedish safeword.
 
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