TUESDAY IS GETTING SHIT DONE

Too right.

I'm reading a document full of maths. Turns out maths at school is actually used in the real world.
 
What are you mathing? I actually did some a-level maths the other day. I think for the first time since doing (dropping out of) my alevels.
 
Fuck maths.

CHEMISTRY :disco:

Given the choice, I would have studied chemistry over maths. For some reason I let my Dad pick my a-levels.

Thats said, any more than rudimentary self taught knowledge of ketamine's enantiomers would have been dangerous. So probably for the best.
 
Been to the dentist. Currently physically holding my fag between my numb lips with my fingers to take a drag. That's true dedication!
 
news: Eurovision

Has anyone listened to South Ossetia's entry yet? I hear it makes good use of the twangbongo.
 
I have actually been invited to a Eurovision party this year. I'm going because booze.
 
And I put a bet on Iceland because they sound fun (in the brief descriptions I've read, I haven't actually listened to it).
 
NEWS:

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but I don't eat beef Kate :(

Can you make me a chicken bourgignon instead please?

Sounds like what you're looking for is a coq au vin. You should get Kate to make you one of those.
 
I heard kate likes a coq au vin NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK
 
My bathroom is finally finished, you’ll all be overjoyed to know.
 
I feel like a perv on Grindr that just won’t give up but are we going to get photos of your hot new bathroom @Sheena ?

(Preferably with you in the shower)
 
I feel like a perv on Grindr that just won’t give up but are we going to get photos of your hot new bathroom @Sheena ?

(Preferably with you in the shower)

£10 for moopy funds gets you a pic of the shower. £20 and you'll get added cheek action from our Shee and £40 gives you the full monty.

I accept cash, cheque or bank transfer x
 
I am getting weirdly hooked on cleaning at the moment. The house looks great at the moment. Now I'm researching extra curricular cleaning tips. Imma gon go mad with some vinegar, baking soda and lemon this weekend.
 
£10 for moopy funds gets you a pic of the shower. £20 and you'll get added cheek action from our Shee and £40 gives you the full monty.

I accept cash, cheque or bank transfer x

Totally up for that...
 

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