Friday delayed until May 22nd

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So...Friday again, eh?

I have some promising noises on my computer, I'm going to try and make some more. i.e. business as usual.
 
I’ve been trapped on the train for 40 minutes now because some cleft smashed up a signal box in Milton Keynes. This just confirms my belief that Milton Keynes is awful and should be banished.
 
If Friday has been delayed, does that mean that I can go back to bed?
 
Hi darlings. I have just completed on my “final” property and after renovations I shall only HOPEFULLY be dealing with profit instead of trying to pretend to work men I have a single clue what they are talking about. This better work...:evil:
 
I'm coming to you LIVE from the Cathedral library. Well I say live, more comatose. I just binned off lunch because 1 it was revolting yesterday and 2 madam has PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF (sorry vicar) AGAIN
 
My neighbours have POPPED a card with £50 in through my BOX to thank us for our PATIENCE during the BUILDING WORK

I thought they might give me A LITTLE SOMETHING NICE when it was OVER but we're only in WEEK THREE

And CASH seems a JUST A LITTLE VULGAR
 
We've had building works next door for almost a year! :o I await my payout.

Cash is a bit vulgar though, gift card is better
 
Give me the cash :disco:

It certainly beats a bottle of wine that you know someone else had bought them previously
 

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