Wednesday Listens To Nu-Rave

Actually got lost on today's "doctor's orders" trek. Quite fun to get lost in yr own city. Mind you, only fun cos it was the West End; if I;d got lost in Easterhouse, I'd have turned back and run like Road Runner with its arse on fire.
 
Inspired by this topic I have just found out one of the Klaxons is married to Keira Knightly.
 
Did you play the left/right game?

No, I took the "what direction are people walking in?" approach...I realised I was lost when I hit a dead end so I figured if people were walking in the same direction as me, I wouldn't hit another. Flawed thinking but it eventually took me out to a road I recognised...
 
I went for a run at lunchtime and came back in a cracking mood - the sun was shining, I saw approximately twelvety million cute dogs, two nuns, another chubby female runner (a rarity) and even overtook one considerably skinnier than me. Stopped at my reception desk to pick up a parcel, started chatting to the security bloke, who proceeded to advise me not to put on any more weight. How to ruin my day. CUNT.
 
I should have, but the postman arrived so I took that as an excuse to leave and go up to my flat and try not to cry.
 
Men are awful. Just remember that you are hot and he is only doing his job because he failed the intelligence test to become a security guard at a shopping centre.
 
I went for a run at lunchtime and came back in a cracking mood - the sun was shining, I saw approximately twelvety million cute dogs, two nuns, another chubby female runner (a rarity) and even overtook one considerably skinnier than me. Stopped at my reception desk to pick up a parcel, started chatting to the security bloke, who proceeded to advise me not to put on any more weight. How to ruin my day. CUNT.

Get the cunt sacked. Ultimately you employ him so report him to his superiors.

What an areshole.
 
He obviously thought he was being helpful, not trying to be a cunt. But what grown fucking adult doesn't know not to talk to a woman about their weight. :rolleyes:
 

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