Thursday licks your toe and calls you papi

MORNING!

I’m quite perky as I (for obvious reasons) keep forgetting it’s Thursday and am a day behind. Been to the gym, aching pleasantly and just the horror of 9 hours at my desk to get through...
 
I’m having one of those mornings where I think I’ve left the iron on and the front door open :shy:

Hope the burglars get caught in the fire
 
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Sheena said:
Don’t iron clothes- lesson right there, people
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I wouldn't go that far. But I would question the point of having a husband otherwise.

As granny always said, you don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
 
You'll be pleased to hear my gammy eye is a lot better this morning, @Star. It didn't seem to be responding to the drops last night, but I woke up this morning and it's much less gunky and less sore
 
I was in work last Friday and on Monday so why the hell am I confused about what day it is?
 
I didn't really do much work Tuesday and I'll only do a half day tomorrow so this week has been fucking pointless.
 
lolly said:
You'll be pleased to hear my gammy eye is a lot better this morning, @Star. It didn't seem to be responding to the drops last night, but I woke up this morning and it's much less gunky and less sore
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I thought you were talking about Madame X there..
 
SDF said:
I’m having one of those mornings where I think I’ve left the iron on and the front door open :shy:

Hope the burglars get caught in the fire
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:D Oh I hate that. I used to have a gas fire (:zombie:) in the lounge before they bothered to install central heating and was frequently convinced I’d left it on. I’m not quite sure what I thought would happen if I HAD :side-eye:
 
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Zu-Klara said:
:D Oh I hate that. I used to have a gas fire (:zombie:) in the lounge before they bothered to install central heating and was frequently convinced I’d left it on. I’m not quite sure what I thought would happen if I HAD :side-eye:
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It'd probably smell a lot like my gran's house before they decided that she'd left the hob on one-too-many-times and put her in care.
 
Good Morning darlings.

What is all this about Prince William cheating on Kate that was doing to the rounds on Twitter? :o
 
I believe it because she has a very HORSEY face and the Royals tend to love that.
 
William is clearly punching with Kate, (although she does seem terribly dull) but I suppose he does have the fact he will one day be King of England on his side.
 
They totally wanted her to improve the gene pool. The Royals were getting so inbred there was a risk of an heir to the throne with a grand total of 3 fingers across both hands, webbed feet and born with Male Pattern Baldness.
 
Rita said:
William is clearly punching with Kate, (although she does seem terribly dull) but I suppose he does have the fact he will one day be King of England on his side.
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There hasn't been a king of England for over three hundred years. Why will they start again now?
 
Just taking after his dad innit, cheating on his wife with a less attractive woman.
 
lolly said:
You'll be pleased to hear my gammy eye is a lot better this morning, @Star. It didn't seem to be responding to the drops last night, but I woke up this morning and it's much less gunky and less sore
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Oh that's good! Have we heard from @Floppet today?
In other news I've been vomiting since 3am :(
 
I'm supposed to be working from home but my Vbox crashed (programme that I use to run Windows XP because our work software runs mostly on 32bit) so I reinstalled it but can't seem to open any files off my flash drive. There's no way of me knowing whether the problem's with the flash drive or Vbox so I've had to ring work and ask them to email files over to me as I need to ring clients and then set up to pay their wages tomorrow.
 
I only ever had one.

And I gave it back!

Then I bought a half-price Reese's one in Tesco.
 
lolly said:
I've only got one Easter egg left :(
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I'm sat at the dining room table and on it are a Galaxy egg with three bars of chocolate in it, a Help for Heroes egg with a cup, a massive Ferrero Rocher egg, box of 24 Ferrero Rocher, big box of chocolate seashells, 3 Reese's peanut butter cups, 2 Reese's peanut butter eggs and a 3 pack of Fry's Turkish Delight. I'm hoping to be able to make a start on it at the weekend but you can have the Galaxy egg if you want, I don't fancy the chocolate bars that come with it.
 
Ron Jr got FIVE fucking easter eggs off one his Nanny. And we got 2. I'm trying to lose weight here.
 
i have a pain in my left ball. i hope i don't come across this post one day and be like: "oh. shoulda seen that one coming."

not the first time either.
 
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ameraal said:
i have a pain in my left ball. i hope i don't come across this point one day and be like: "oh. shoulda seen that one coming."

not the first time either.
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I used to get pain in my balls, sometimes one, sometimes both. Turns out it was a combo of wearing tight pants and sitting down at a desk all day.
 
big ron said:
I used to get pain in my balls, sometimes one, sometimes both. Turns out it was a combo of wearing tight pants and sitting down at a desk all day.
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i stopped wear briefs recently. was doing some sperm tests and i read it's good to let it go so started doing boxers or commando but last night i put on briefs again incidentally.

i can't believe it took me almost four decades to appreciate the hang of it all. i hope my balls don't start sagging now.
 
Yeah I was on the cusp of writing my last will and testament before I realised.

If you're still worried send me some pics of your balls and I'll check them for you x
 
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