Tuesday goes to STOKE

[big ron]

How fucking glamorous. At least its sunny.

 

[Sheena]

MORNING!

I’ve been on hold to Portsmouth FC’s ticket office for almost an hour as they haven’t sent me my ticket for tonight’s match. I am currently still 16th in the queue.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I drove through Stoke once. It was grim.

 

[jivafox]

ON TRENT?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've been to Stoke. It was sad.

 

[Indie]

I do love a Staffordshire oatcake though. So not all bad.

 

[octophone]

I don't think I have even so much as passed through Stoke in all my years on this wretched husk.

 

[floppet]

Stoke on Trent is grim. All of Mr F's relations live there.

I'm from what used to be known as the grubbiest most-council estate in Salford and it was luxurious compared to the estate his mother lived on in Stoke.

 

[big ron]

Yeah I don't think I'd move here. I have found a cute little cafe/bar though to work from.

 

[Iguana]

I don't think I have even so much as passed through Stoke in all my years on this wretched husk.

I like how this pedestrian statement took a dramatic turn at the end

 

[octophone]

I like how this pedestrian statement took a dramatic turn at the end

I rarely miss an opportunity to express my nihilism.

 

[Indie]

Much like Stoke, this thread started out fairly well, but quickly the population dispersed and now it's a wreck.

 

[octophone]

What has Stoke given us over the years? Robbie Williams, I think. Anything less irritating?

 

[Indie]

What has Stoke given us over the years? Robbie Williams, I think. Anything less irritating?

pots.

 

[Indie]

Pots are pretty good. You can put stuff in them. You can't put much in Robbie Williams.

 

[Rita]

Where is Stoke? Near Manchester?

 

[dmlaw]

Pots are pretty good. You can put stuff in them. You can't put much in Robbie Williams.

I reckon that if you hollowed him out, you could fit quite a bit of stuff in Robbie Williams. Plus it would stop him from singing, so it's a real win-win situation.

 

[Rita]

I’m sure he’s got a THING OR TWO he could shove in to YOU if you are willing dm, love?

 

[dmlaw]

I don't want to, I'm frightened.

 

[Diddy]

It’s the end of an era...


I mean they just started a new era here (it’s midnight)

 

[ButterTart]

Stoke hasn't even got a town centre. The hotel bar across from the train station is quite nice but their WKDs were very dear.

 

[big ron]

Stoke hasn't even got a town centre. The hotel bar across from the train station is quite nice but their WKDs were very dear.

I just found this out, its just a bit MEH. I was in HANLEY apparently, took my mate to the station and just felt like I was driving around a post industrial suburb of somewhere, not a city.

I had a nice club sandwich though. So I'm not complaining.

 

[big ron]

Where is Stoke? Near Manchester?

http://lmgtfy.com/?t=m&q=stoke+on+trent

 

[big ron]

The other revelation of the day is there is a place in Stoke called ETRURIA which sounds mythical (but is actually named after somewhere in Italy)

 

[floppet]

The other revelation of the day is there is a place in Stoke called ETRURIA which sounds mythical (but is actually named after somewhere in Italy)

Mr F's mum lives just outside Hanley and I spent my late teenage years clubbing in Norma Jean's on the old festival park at Etruria.

 

[SDF]

I’ve been sitting on my bed trying to get the motivation to go to the gym for the last hour

 

[Rita]

http://lmgtfy.com/?t=m&q=stoke+on+trent

BEAT IT SMARTARSE.

 

[Star]

I’ve been sitting on my bed trying to get the motivation to go to the gym for the last hour

I've downloaded this app that gives you a ten minute exercise plan you can do at home post pregnancy. I can't even find the motivation to do that.

 

[octophone]

http://lmgtfy.com/?t=m&q=stoke+on+trent

Oh, you cheeky CUNT.

 

[Indie]

To be fair on Ronald, I nearly did the same.