Moopyvision 2019: the semi finals - with RESULTS

[Zu]

Sad news there for Germany. Loved that

 

[D5K]

Azerbaijan
Denmark
Italy
Moldova
Netherlands
North Macedonia
Norway
Russia
Switzerland
-----
Albania
Ireland
Lithuania
Malta
Romania
Sweden
United Kingdom
-----
17 - Armenia
18 - Germany
19 - Croatia
20 - Austria
21 - Latvia



Four spots left, but who gets them? The next two to make it are:










MALTA!










SWEDEN!

 

[Alla]

I bet that awful @dUb gave her 12 and that’s why he’s peering at this thread

WE SEE YOU!

He gave Natalia Pliacam a 12 in the QOL of the year, so it's ok if he votes any shit here. But just him.

 

[D5K]

Sad news there for Germany. Loved that

Don't make me come over there.

 

[Zu]

He gave Natalia Pliacam a 12 in the QOL of the year, so it's ok if he votes any shit here. But just him.

Did he? Oh in THAT case

 

[Alla]

Sad news there for Germany. Loved that

Germany not in the bottom 3 is enough for the girls.

 

[D5K]

Azerbaijan
Denmark
Italy
Malta
Moldova
Netherlands
North Macedonia
Norway
Russia
Sweden
Switzerland
-----
Albania
Ireland
Lithuania
Romania
United Kingdom
-----
17 - Armenia
18 - Germany
19 - Croatia
20 - Austria
21 - Latvia


Now time for the camera to pan nervously between Albania... Ireland... Lithuania... Romania... and the UK. We'll see two of these songs again, but three will go home.

The first of these through to the final is...














ALBANIA!




And the last song, completing the lineup of Moopyvision 2019, is...


















LITHUANIA!

 

[Penelope]

Lithuania and Estonia? What a load of ROTTEN BASICS you all are!

 

[D5K]

So the final results of semi final 2 look like:

Albania
Azerbaijan
Denmark
Italy
Lithuania
Malta
Moldova
Netherlands
North Macedonia
Norway
Russia
Sweden
Switzerland
-----
13 - ????? - 20 points
-----
14 - United Kingdom - 16 points
15 - Romania - 13 points
16 - Ireland - 8 points
17 - Armenia - 7 points
18 - Germany - 7 points
19 - Croatia - 4 points
20 - Austria - 3 points
21 - Latvia - no points


Poor Latvia there, ending up as the only song across both semi finals not to get a thing.

 

[Zu]

LITHUANIA? !

 

[Alla]

Lithuania?

 

[Zu]

Feeling quite sad for Latvia. Did their best and it can’t be nice

 

[D5K]

So here's your lineup of 26 songs; I'll launch the final properly tomorrow morning!


*sets off confetti cannon while 26 acts squeeze onto tiny stage*


Albania
Australia
Azerbaijan
Belarus
Belgium
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark
Estonia
France
Greece
Iceland
Italy
Lithuania
Malta
Moldova
Netherlands
North Macedonia
Norway
Portugal
Russia
San Marino
Slovenia
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland

 

[OutSynk]

Oh it was alright on the night after a bottle or two

TRAITOR!

 

[Penelope]

Feeling quite sad for Latvia. Did their best and it can’t be nice

No they FUCKING DIDN'T

Oooh look at the nation of Anmary and Aminata sending a LILTING JAZZ CAFÉ BALLAD HOW LOVELY CAN'T WAIT TO DRINK BLEACH TO THIS ONE

 

[D5K]

Four differences here from the real contest... goodbye to Germany, Israel, Serbia, and the UK; hello to Belgium, Lithuania, Moldova, and Portugal.

 

[Penelope]

I mean it's FUCKING EUROVISION IF I CAN'T GET BUMMED BEHIND THE BINS TO IT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN BOTHERING

 

[OutSynk]

YAY BELGIUM CAME TO FIGHT

 

[Diddy]

No they FUCKING DIDN'T

Oooh look at the nation of Anmary and Aminata sending a LILTING JAZZ CAFÉ BALLAD HOW LOVELY CAN'T WAIT TO DRINK BLEACH TO THIS ONE

I mean it's FUCKING EUROVISION IF I CAN'T GET BUMMED BEHIND THE BINS TO IT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN BOTHERING

 

[Zu]

No they FUCKING DIDN'T

Oooh look at the nation of Anmary and Aminata sending a LILTING JAZZ CAFÉ BALLAD HOW LOVELY CAN'T WAIT TO DRINK BLEACH TO THIS ONE

I KNOW THEY FUCKING DIDN’T!

*makes note to self to write I OBVIOUSLY DON’T MEAN THIS LITERALLY under every post as applicable*

 

[Penelope]

I was COMMENTING

FOR EFFECT

 

[OutSynk]

These posts are very

 

[Zu]

I was COMMENTING

FOR EFFECT

OH ALRIGHT THEN

Frankly I’m a little scarred by seeing someone having to explain that we DIDN’T REALLY MEAN IT when we talked excitedly about Denmark doing herself in at the end of the performance

I MEAN IF ONLY

 

[Penelope]

Some of us DID!

 

[Penelope]

STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT COW DIDN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT

 

[Zu]

Some of us DID!

I CERTAINLY DID!

 

[Penelope]

Oh LOVELY LEONORA DO THROW YOURSELF DOWN

 

[Zu]

Head first sweetie. It’s WHAT WE AGREED!

 

[Penelope]

Honestly she'd already SPIRITUALLY had a lobotomy, may as well FINISH THE JOB

 

[Penelope]

Oh god this is EXACTLY how we got in trouble with old Kitty isn't it? Hope she sees this

 

[Zu]

Someone FAX HER A LINK THIS INSTANT!

 

[Diddy]

I KNOW THEY FUCKING DIDN’T!

*makes note to self to write I OBVIOUSLY DON’T MEAN THIS LITERALLY under every post as applicable*

If 6 of your top 10 for semi 1 went out, I think I have to double check what is sarcastic and what isn’t!

NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE

 

[Diddy]

Frankly I’m a little scarred by seeing someone having to explain that we DIDN’T REALLY MEAN IT

Some of us DID!

I CERTAINLY DID!

wtf

 

[Penelope]

Darling it's called INSINCERITY

 

[lolly]

Four differences here from the real contest... goodbye to Germany, Israel, Serbia, and the UK; hello to Belgium, Lithuania, Moldova, and Portugal.

I'll take that

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAY Portugal

 

[dUb]

He gave Natalia Pliacam a 12 in the QOL of the year, so it's ok if he votes any shit here. But just him.

Who the FUCK IS THAT

 

[dUb]

Montenegro with more than double the votes than Georgia is a joke, who voted for that?

Some FREAK!

 

[Zu]

Who the FUCK IS THAT

! @Alla darling have you been on the Rioja AGAIN?

 

[Zu]