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dmlaw

dmlaw

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Like on the flag of Tanzania, you know.

This week feels like it has lasted about a fortnight and I shall be glad to see the back of it.
 
There's something for everyone in that title.

Morning. It's pissing down, which is really putting me off going to meet some friends later this morning. I'd be tempted to sack it off, but frankly I need the Pokemon Go km as well.
 
hello!

i'm going on vacation.

currently on a bus to rafina (near athens) and from there we're taking a ferry for a few hours to get to an island where we've rented a desolate house.

there's eleven of us and i'm wearing my first ever jumpsuit so it's all very emotional.
 
Mr S is going to some kind of WELLBEING WORKSHOP

I dread to think what LATER is going to be like
 
I think a pair of dungarees is the closeet I ever got to a jumpsuit. They were from Freemans catalogue and I didn't like them, so I sent them back.
 
Morning

Off to France to see Mylène Farmer but my friend has missed his train so sat here for an hour waiting for him and then another hour until our rescheduled departure.

I do not understand people who are late. I just don’t GET IT.
 
ameraal said:
hello!

i'm going on vacation.

currently on a bus to rafina (near athens) and from there we're taking a ferry for a few hours to get to an island where we've rented a desolate house.

there's eleven of us and i'm wearing my first ever jumpsuit so it's all very emotional.
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Please send more details of desolate house on Greek island.
 
I feel like this week has gone rather fast to be honest.
 
Forgot its drum and bass day on Radio 6 today. Might eat a load of that panic inducing weed brownie and forget to pick Ron Jr up from school later
 
Star said:
#metoo

If you say you're going to be somewhere at X time, just be there!
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YES! There’s always the odd thing that goes wrong but I am SO rarely late. And if you’re going for a flight or train or connecting thing, just always get there early. God it irks me.
 
lolly said:
I think a pair of dungarees is the closeet I ever got to a jumpsuit. They were from Freemans catalogue and I didn't like them, so I sent them back.
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i've wanted one forever but never saw a pair i liked or ordered online as they're tricky in terms of size. these are almost perfect but they need a bit of a cinch in the waist.
 
ameraal said:
i've wanted one forever but never saw a pair i liked or ordered online as they're tricky in terms of size. these are almost perfect but they need a bit of a cinch in the waist.
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English lesson:

Some. It’s a “pair of dungarees” and a “pair of trousers” so you’d never say “I wanted one”. Stupid language.

Sorry, thought you’d like to know as otherwise everything is flawless in your English!
 
DROOPY DRAWERS WILL YOU STOP THROWING PENS AROUND YOUR DESK LIKE THAT

HONESTLY THIS IS 2019 I REALLY DON'T THINK WE STILL NEED TO SPEND HOURS MARKING UP PIECES OF PAPER WITH HIGHLIGHTER PENS. I've gone completely PAPERLESS so GET WITH THE PROGRAM FFS
 
My friend eventually strolled in casually THREE MINUTES before the check in desk closed, for our already rescheduled train.

“Oh, I picked up a few bits at Waterloo”

I could have lamped him.
 
You should have. It's the only way they'll learn.
 
So I guess we aren't MOVING OFFICE TODAY EITHER. What a FUCKING SHAMBLES
 
Yes, same. Even when it's something where it really doesn't matter if I'm late.
 
Oooh I am moving office today

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM*

*alas Droopy Drawers is coming too
 
Is the new office any better? I understand you will still be faced with DAME DROOPY DRAWERS, but other than that.
 
It's only a couple of doors away while refurbishments take place, but at least I'll be away from the fucking AXIS OF FUSS for a while. I may gather together other MALCONTENTS and organize a PUTSCH :disco:
 
:o

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HMV's new vinyl sale has a few genuine bargains among the blatant record label overstocks. David Sylvian's double LP, "Gone To Earth" half price at £14.99. Also nabbed Cure side-project The Glove at £7.99 (down from 20.99, a price, one imagines, paid by not one solitary bugger).
 
Morning. Ish.

On my way to Morecambe. Start biking coast to coast tomorrow. Exciting times. :)
 
I'm in my new office. I've got my own desk in the corner like I'm IN CHARGE :disco:
 
Um, you don't want to chop all of our cocks off with a syphilis knife, do you @Kate

Some of us are quite nice and hardly rape-y at all.
 
Kate said:
I'm in a KILL ALL MEN kind of mood after that story of the lesbians getting beaten up on the bus. CHOP THEIR COCKS OFF WITH A RUSTY SYPHILIS-COVERED KNIFE.

Hi :)
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I had to ask people on twitter to stop sharing the photo because it's so horrid. It's utterly revolting but classic of a porn culture in which lesbianism is just a fetish for men who, in turn, feel they can command this whilst indulging their homophobia.

In short; I hope they get caught and sent away for long enough to receive a taste of their own.
 
Kate said:
I'm in a KILL ALL MEN kind of mood after that story of the lesbians getting beaten up on the bus. CHOP THEIR COCKS OFF WITH A RUSTY SYPHILIS-COVERED KNIFE.

Hi :)
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Oh don't. The straight men stories I've been hearing the last few years are enough give me a PHOBIA.
 
Kate said:
I'm in a KILL ALL MEN kind of mood after that story of the lesbians getting beaten up on the bus. CHOP THEIR COCKS OFF WITH A RUSTY SYPHILIS-COVERED KNIFE.

Hi :)
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Maybe if they had some sort of STRAIGHT PRIDE event this sort of thing wouldn't happen.
 
But yeah, fucking cretins, they should be made to suck each other off on a live stream beamed to all their mates and then chucked into VELVET down canal street bound and nude.
 
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