Saturday isn't at Glastonbury

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Dull, grey skies have returned to Scotland and I'm in the office. Some of my old team are up here and it's like I never worked with them at all. amazing how quickly work relationships reform and reconfigure without you.

Anyway, I only ever really liked one of them. The others are beige personified.
 
Morning! It’s GLORIOUS here, I’ve just had breakfast on the balcony and I’m off to B&Q to buy some fake grass to adorn said balcony and then to the beach for the day.
 
Work people only seem important at the time, I generally find
 
I fully intend spending all of today indoors, sweating and crying.
 
Oh Lolls, get your tits out (for Mencap) and get over it.

Summer is FINALLY HERE!
 
You actually made me look up a word I’d never heard before.

That’s perked me right up!
 
Good Morning all. As my dear Octy has already said it is dank and dull, so I am going to spend the morning catching up on Love Island. :disco:
 
It’s sunny here today

Guns out :disco:

Is Janet playing tonight?
 
I am so bored. Very little entertainment to be had in here on a Saturday. So far, the most popular option has been one guy changing the ring on people's phones. It has very few settings but the synthesised saxophone had them rolling on the floor, laughing out loud.

Oh Lord, why hast thou forsaken me?
 
It is RIDICULOUSLY busy out and about- took me half hour to go a mile. The pains of living on the seafront I guess.

Still, I have artificial grass, food for a BBQ and am about to hit the sea.
 
There really is nothing like the sound of your neighbours hoovering the lawn of a Sunday morning.
 
Halli said:
I am getting this for my terrace. Where did you get it from and did they put it down for you?
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B&Q and no. It’s apparently very easy to do but Mr Sheena can do that. I refused to even assist in measuring the space this morning. Fuck Maths.
 
Sheena said:
B&Q and no. It’s apparently very easy to do but Mr Sheena can do that. I refused to even assist in measuring the space this morning. Fuck Maths.
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Oh I make you quite right. I'll order it and one of Mr Halli's can put it down. Unless they GIVE ME GOOD DEAL and put it down with the price
 
I don’t care how drunk I am, the last drink I ordered was definitely Orange & Bleach. sky vodka my FOOT
 
Ugh my friend said “sing a ballad” so I tried to sing my TRUTH and chose Happy by Leona Lewis. Jesus it cut so deep there’s a hole in the other side.
 
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