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SDF

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I had a gym date last night and ended up staying over at his house. I think I really like him a lot and I’m feeling all giddy about it.

Needless to say but there wasn’t a whole lot of sleep happening. Not sure how I’ll make it through today :D
 
HUZZAH

I haven't had much sleep either as Mr M decided to come home at FOUR AM and we're off to the airport in an hour, so it'll be the usual panic showering and packing with him while I aggressively thump my fingers on the table. GREAT START!
 
Cocktails by the treadmill.
Candlelit dinner over the bench press.
Finished off with a subtle fisting by the cross trainer.
 
That's youth you see, they can do an hour at the gym and then bang away at each other all night whilst still being able to present themselves for a day's work fuelled by nothing more than a Greggs vegan sausage roll.
 
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I realise how ridiculous it sounds

But if things don’t work out then at least I will have something to show for it :disco:
 
Whatever happened to a quick fingering around the back of the KFC, next to the bins?

Romance really IS dead
 
Mats said:
HUZZAH

I haven't had much sleep either as Mr M decided to come home at FOUR AM and we're off to the airport in an hour, so it'll be the usual panic showering and packing with him while I aggressively thump my fingers on the table. GREAT START!
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Vacation?
 
Sheena said:
Imagine being a sweaty mess in front of a potential new partner.

God, Millennials are all CUNTS.
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See a potential date and I once saw eachother at the gym (had no idea we went to the same gym), and just sensibly ignored eachother like any couple of respectable Grindr chatting gays do.
 
Specifically it's men wearing shorts that expose a bit of thigh. I'm powerless to resist it.
 
As a millennial, my dream date is a trip to a co-working space with my polycule, where we silently carry out our gig economy jobs and order delivery food through a pastel-coloured smartphone app.
 
lolly said:
I think I'm on heat
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You and me BOTH

I have the added trauma of living in a seaside town so everyone has their tops off ALL OF THE TIME. This morning's swim alongside the triathletes getting changed was QUITE the experience...
 
Mugatu said:
As a millennial, my dream date is a trip to a co-working space with my polycule, where we silently carry out our gig economy jobs and order delivery food through a pastel-coloured smartphone app.
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Sounds hot tbf
 
I've just booked a SOUND ENGINEER for my childs birthday party.

I think I'm taking this too far.
 
I've got hair colour remover on and it smells suspiciously like VEET. Can I rock the bald look? :(
 
I've been working on getting rid of my repression and opening up more (ahem) and it's been going quite well, but I'm not quite at that stage yet either :laugh:
 
No, it's still there, but it's gone a very strange orangey brown colour. Oh well. Tomorrow I shall see how well COSMIC BLUE works :disco:
 
Waiting for Rita to come and tell me off for doing terrible things to my poor hair :(
 
Kate said:
Waiting for Rita to come and tell me off for doing terrible things to my poor hair :(
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Go to a hairdressers and get it done PROPERLY. :oi:

Unless you are going for the Julianne Moore look. In that case carry on..
 
Kate said:
But it's SOOOOO EXPENSIVE
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I know, right? I can handle this myself for about a tenner out of Boots, less if there's an offer on.

That said, I'm hardly a typical case, having had my first haircut since 2013 just a few weeks ago.
 
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