Thursday takes it slow by moving in

Do they still make Sun-in? Just use that!

I remember the first time I did it when OLD ELLEN stood over me with a hairdryer and (perhaps unwisely) a lit Marlboro Light one New Year's Eve. I expected to come out a LOVELY SHADE of honey blonde, but that evening's festivities were peppered by my so-called friends referring to me as Grange Hill legend, Trevor Cleaver.

For our younger viewers that meant:

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Oh for the days of a 29p sachet of Shaders or Toners from the dodgy chemist up the road. I think my father rowed with my mother far more about her staining the grouting in the bathroom than anything else.
 
I tried to dye my hair blonde once out of a bottle and it was a total utter disaster so I’d never attempt to do it again. I’m currently in the salon at the moment getting mine done!
 
I just let my dog out as she loves going out in the garden at night when it’s cooled down a bit and roaming around aimlessly. As I let her out she started barking as the man was there to read the meter. I apologised, and said she just likes to make a noise. He responded by shouting at me saying he was going to call the police, and my dog should be on a lead, then called me an idiot. I replied he can waste the polices time by contacting them about my dog barking at him on MY PROPERTY all he likes, but I wanted his name and number so I could make a complaint to his superior. He said good luck with that and went in to his van and drove off. I memorised his number plate and wrote it down,is it worth trying to find out who the hell this PRICK is? How would I find out who a meter reader is? If I was fit I would have smacked him in his cheeky mouth. :angry:
 
Who the HELL puts a dog on a lead to let it out in to the garden? RAGING.
 
I phoned the energy supplier and they gave me a number to call tomorrow to find out who it was.
 
Is @Rachey aware that Westlife are on the latest Celebrity Gogglebox?

They don't have anything interesting or amusing to say of course but there you go
 
I assume it was going on a date with someone you met at the gym?
The main advantage is: you already what he looks like in shorts and how he looks (And what he smells) like after 2 hours of exercise! So, no awkward moments.

No I met him out a few weekends ago and we’ve been on a couple of dates (cinema, food) since. We both gym most nights, so I thought it’d be a nice idea to train together :shy:
 
I showed up as Madonna in the Hung Up video, the rest as they say is history
 

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