Friday compares Ann Widdecombe to *inset here* (funny)

[AGinAg (37)]

Morning campers

 

[SDF]

Is she Anne with an ‘e’?

I am so glad to see Friday. Absolutely knackered and last night was the least interrupted sleep I’ve had in about a month.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is she Anne with an ‘e’?

I am so glad to see Friday. Absolutely knackered and last night was the least interrupted sleep I’ve had in about a month.

I thought I'd got her last nane wrong!

 

[dmlaw]

Is she Anne with an ‘e’?

No one cares because she's such a cunt.

 

[HeLikedTurner]

She truly is the dregs of humanity. A stain on the entire race.

 

[octophone]

She looks like a cross between Worzel Gummidge and a burst football.

 

[big ron]

Hungover

 

[Rita]

God she’s ROUGH. I was half expecting her to have a heart attack midway through shouting the odds with her SHIT.

 

[octophone]

God she’s ROUGH. I was half expecting her to have a heart attack midway through shouting the odds with her SHIT.

We live in HOPE, eh?

 

[Kate]

She looks like a cross between Worzel Gummidge and a burst football.

If only Frankie Boyle's New Wurrruld* Order was still on, he'd have some crackers.


* sorry Weegies, I just love the way he says it

 

[lolly]

I've just gone past a new Middle Eastern cafe that can have only opened in the last week or so. It's called 'Toot and come in'.

I thought only hairdressers and fish & chip shops were allowed to have awful pun names?

 

[dmlaw]

There used to be a fireplace shop near to my parents called 'Grate Expectations', so clearly not.

 

[octophone]

If only Frankie Boyle's New Wurrruld* Order was still on, he'd have some crackers.


* sorry Weegies, I just love the way he says it

I know, I've been watching Boyle's Twitter because I'd love to see him go to town on her.

 

[Shirley]

Hang out the rainbow bunting again mother, it's LGBTSTEM DAY. I read some BREAKING NEWS yesterday that SURVEYED GAY SCIENTISTS don't like WORKING and oh! something must be done. Who DOES like working though?

 

[Indie]

I know, I've been watching Boyle's Twitter because I'd love to see him go to town on her.

Partly due to glare on phone, I read "town" as "down".

I wouldn't like to see that.

 

[Rita]

I got a taxi to take me to town to get a few bits and bobs a few weeks ago after my op just to get out of the house. I bumped in to a lady that I wouldn’t usually waste breath on as we have had a few run ins in the past. I was looking like crap and had the taxi driver was waiting on me outside with the meter running. Anyway, she said to me “Oh my GOD, you look TERRIBLE.” I said to her I had been in for an op and will be grand in a few weeks. She smirked and walked off. Today, in the same store I bumped in to her AGAIN, and she was the one hobbling on crutches. Of course, I was quick to rush up to her and tell her how AWFUL she looked and tried to be genuine and ask her if she needed a hand.

KARMA.

 

[Kala]

I got a taxi to take me to town to get a few bits and bobs a few weeks ago after my op just to get out of the house. I bumped in to a lady that I wouldn’t usually waste breath on as we have had a few run ins in the past. I was looking like crap and had the taxi driver was waiting on me outside with the meter running. Anyway, she said to me “Oh my GOD, you look TERRIBLE.” I said to her I had been in for an op and will be grand in a few weeks. She smirked and walked off. Today, in the same store I bumped in to her AGAIN, and she was the one hobbling on crutches. Of course, I was quick to rush up to her and tell her how AWFUL she looked and tried to be genuine and ask her if she needed a hand.

KARMA.

The people you meet in PRIMARK Argyle Street...

 

[Rita]

The people you meet in PRIMARK Argyle Street...

It was the Co-op. Not a place I frequent very often.