I've got to the age where bending down (well more specifically the getting up again) is too much effort. I just walked past a 20 pence piece on the pavement outside and left it there.
Every day is Kylie day!It's KYLIE DAY
Yay more ketamine!

Of course! But today is more so, because I'm going to see her at Edinburgh CastleEvery day is Kylie day!

Don't mix drugs kids!Don't go the way of that poor violin prodigy with her Calvin Klein![]()

It's KYLIE DAY
What even is a SUPER OVER
Going to explain.I don't understand cricket since it went all colourful
What even is a SUPER OVER
(PLEASE DON'T EXPLAIN)