48% Tuesday

[AGinAg (37)]

Still not close to running on full capacity after the weekend. My face is slightly pink and much of my body aches too boot.

 

[octophone]

Do you ever get that thing where a new manager sends out one e-mail and you already hate them? That.

 

[big ron]

I picked up a new client about a month ago and I despise him. He's a proper yank bro and everything in his communication screams entitled. I've just given him a proper british dressing down in a email.

 

[Shirley]

A passing old lady complimented me on my MAGNIFICENT HYDRANGEA when I was going out to work this morning. I didn't have the heart to say it only looks good because I couldn't be bothered to HACK AWAY AT IT last winter like I usually do.

 

[big ron]

No wonder I was permanently off my tits in my youth. Look at this for a list of solid gold bangers:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_UK_Dance_Singles_Chart_number_ones_of_1999

 

[dmlaw]

Look at 2018 for comparison. 36 weeks of Calvin Bloody Harris!

 

[SDF]

I am working from home today.

This is why I love technology.

 

[Shirley]

Mr Shirl has been complaining of an upset stomach and despite this it transpired yesterday that he is still taking daily doses of some mega LAXATIVE "because I always take it". HELLO IS THERE ANYONE IN THERE? *raps knuckles on forehead*

 

[octophone]

I had to take a laxative for a a few weeks after my op and I hated it, just ghastly. Why the hell anyone would take one daily is absolutely beyond me.

 

[lolly]

Taking them long term just causes constipation anyway.

 

[Rita]

Taking them long term just causes constipation anyway.

Or can cause a lazy bowel.

 

[Shirley]

I'll PASS THOSE INFORMATIONS ON not that it will make the SLIGHTEST DIFFERENCE. Honestly I used to think that I was OBSTINATE. Little did I KNOW

 

[Diddy]

No wonder I was permanently off my tits in my youth. Look at this for a list of solid gold bangers:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_UK_Dance_Singles_Chart_number_ones_of_1999

47 different number ones!!

But yes absolutely!

 

[lolly]

47 different number ones? And last week we had a top forty without a single new entry

 

[octophone]

It's the dance chart tho', not the actual chart. That was the original vinyl chart - if you ever saw the listings pulled for just 12" singles from the late 80's forward, it was all floor-fillers.

 

[Shirley]

Someone has been hanging around outside my office for MOST of the day with I can only presume a phone that WHISTLES a JAUNTY FEW NOTES every time they get a message. Honestly death is too good for some people.

 

[Shirley]

No wonder I was permanently off my tits in my youth. Look at this for a list of solid gold bangers:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_UK_Dance_Singles_Chart_number_ones_of_1999

I don't remember THIS at ALL but it's FABULOUS

 

[Christian]

You just KNOW Mr Shirl must actually be some kind of HOT PIECE

 

[Shirley]

You just KNOW Mr Shirl must actually be some kind of HOT PIECE

Ha!