Wednesday attempts to buy the Isle of Wight

[dmlaw]

Rachey agog.

 

[lolly]

I wonder what natural resources global warming will reveal on that rock?

 

[Rita]

Has Rachey abandoned us altogether now? How RUDE.

 

[Rita]

I was out walking my dog this morning and a big friendly dog bounded towards me, Hank oh me and I slipped and fell in the mud. Luckily I’m in a good mood and the man helped me up or I would have cut a bitch.

 

[octophone]

I feel all sicky this morning.

I think it's because they're doing a "fun day" in here today and I absolutely hate those things. But it might be because I ate too much caramalised onion hummus and was awake with the farts* until daft o'clock.

(*TMI?)

 

[Shirley]

Everybody hold hands and chant RACHEY RACHEY RACHEY

 

[dmlaw]

Will she appear behind us in the mirror and slaughter us all?

 

[lolly]

I'd try summoning her via facebook, but you end up with 528 notifications when all her friends who have poor grammar and spelling reply.

 

[Shirley]

Who needs Rachey or the ISLE OF WIGHT anyway in the new GLORIOUS ENGLAND of OPPORTUNITY

 

[big ron]

Currently walking around manchester wearing a parka and listening to Oasis because being a cliche is fun

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Who needs Rachey or the ISLE OF WIGHT anyway in the new GLORIOUS ENGLAND of OPPORTUNITY

This that her from Loose Women/ The Bill?

ColdWarSteve really digs deep from the C-List.

 

[Shirley]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Dead twenty times over.

 

[Indie]

Anyone fancy drinking a bottle of @Sheena ?

 

[Shirley]

When this office is (for some inexplicable reason) so COLD that we had to turn the HEATING on last week, then why do you always have to open the window so I'm sitting in a draught and can hear the INANE RAMBLINGS of people outside?

 

[Kate]

Random Dulux dog for PM please.

 

[octophone]

Christ, what a day. Fucking evil. Almost all the "award" winner were utter cunts, including one I had to clean up after which fucked me right off. God, I miss Mark E Smith right now.

 

[Rachey]

Has Rachey abandoned us altogether now? How RUDE.

I would never abandon you Rita

 

[lolly]

YAY

RACHEY RACHEY RACHEY

 

[Rachey]

Hi Lolly. I was sat at home bored and suddenly thought "ooh moopy will entertain me".

 

[lolly]

Yeah, I get associated with boredom a lot

 

[Rita]

I would never abandon you Rita

Lovely to see you back Rachey darling. I’ve missed you.

 

[Rita]

I always order far too much from a takeaway as we like a bit of everything and to get that we need to order several different portions of food. Last night we got an Indian and as ever we had LOADS left over. I served it up to my two for dinner again tonight. I am a bad Mother apparently. I DONT LIKE WASTE.