Thursday is dedicated to Floppet

I'm on the bus though, so I'll just pop out a nip quickly for now.
 
I just had a vegan sausage roll in celebration of Floppet's milestone.
 
Happy birthday flops, may your giant sports direct mug be overflowing with tea.
 
I'm now questioning if you own one or even like tea. My grip on reality is slipping.
 
YAY! Happy Floppet day!

I just got up at the CRACK OF DAWN and walked 1000 miles to get to LET'S JUST CALL IT THE DROP-IN CLINIC for opening time and when I got there there were 1000 people in the waiting room. Fuck THAT *dies*
 
I say grip, I think I had two fingers lay loosely on it once.
 
big ron said:
I'm now questioning if you own one or even like tea. My grip on reality is slipping.
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I own a Sports Direct giant mug (is there anybody on this planet who doesn't?) but it lives in the utility room cupboard and it's where I keep spare fuses and fluorescent light starters. I love tea, Yorkshire Gold tea is my favourite. I drink it from a one-pint Tigger mug after it's been stewed for twenty minutes and a teeny drop of milk added to colour it.
 
Floppet said:
I own a Sports Direct giant mug (is there anybody on this planet who doesn't?) but it lives in the utility room cupboard and it's where I keep spare fuses and fluorescent light starters. I love tea, Yorkshire Gold tea is my favourite. I drink it from a one-pint Tigger mug after it's been stewed for twenty minutes and a teeny drop of milk added to colour it.
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Well then may your even larger tigger mug be overflowing with tea so strong you can stand a spoon in it x
 
Oh dear, there's nobody in the office today who is willing to listen to you yapping on about DS's GCSE results *where is that tiny violin*
 
I'm so busy/tired that I thought I'd just invented the concept of a brainchild and had to google it to make sure no one else had said it before.
 
I've just stuck it on but I've not heard a banger yet.
 
I might have a cheeky bean this weekend you know. I'm feeling fruity.
 
It's a hot pay day bank holiday weekend. I would LOVE to drop a pill or two. It's been years, although I indulged in some powder a couple of times earlier this year.

I bet Mr Ag has something in his box of medical delights (honestly he has a bedside table draw like a nan's medicine cabinet).
 
OK now here come the bangers. Deffos making new friends this weekend.
 
This new laptop is awful, the keys are really clickity and the fonts are all wrong. Don't even get me started on the email client!
 
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