Tuesday needs a snooze

I’m suicidal. I hate the day after bank holiday and yesterday was a corker, rounded off with the most amazing drunken swim in the sea at sunset.

Summer feels like it’s over
 
Yeah I almost had a little cry leaving a festival yesterday morning, that might be 3 nights on the beans though.
 
I also got angry when ms ron talked of putting away the tent 'for the winter'

NO.
 
I went to bed with a headache and woke up with one. Bugger it.

Disappointed how warm and clammy it is. I was hoping for a fresh autumnal shower.
 
Indie said:
Yay, head full of cold. Just after the hottest bank holiday ever. What the fuck is this.
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Are you sure it isn’t AUTUMNAL HAYFEVER? I am riddled, but anti hestamines seem to be keeping it at bay.
 
A friend of mine’s very long term partner has just left her because on Sunday at a festival, she used a shewee discreetly under her dress in the men’s urinal area, he claims someone videoed her and that it will be on YouTube and she’ll bring shame to his kids.

I don’t know whether to laugh or go and nut the cunt...
 
Sheena said:
A friend of mine’s very long term partner has just left her because on Sunday at a festival, she used a shewee discreetly under her dress in the men’s urinal area, he claims someone videoed her and that it will be on YouTube and she’ll bring shame to his kids.

I don’t know whether to laugh or go and nut the cunt...
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This is amazing. Nut the cunt whilst laughing...
 
Best thing about this is the group WhatsApp chat with me and her other best 6 friends and everyone tiptoeing around the fact we all hate him anyway and want rid until my friend Anna wades in with “oh he’s a cunt, no one likes him, you’re better off without him, tell him to do one” :D
 
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Sheena said:
A friend of mine’s very long term partner has just left her because on Sunday at a festival, she used a shewee discreetly under her dress in the men’s urinal area, he claims someone videoed her and that it will be on YouTube and she’ll bring shame to his kids.

I don’t know whether to laugh or go and nut the cunt...
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What the fuck?!
 
Sheena said:
Best thing about this is the group WhatsApp chat with me and her other best 6 friends and everyone tiptoeing around the fact we all hate him anyway and want rid until my friend Anna wades in with “oh he’s a cunt, no one likes him, you’re better off without him, tell him to do one” :D
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Sometimes you need that one friend, fortunately thats all my friends.
 
But yeah, its 2019, people shouldn't be partnered with people who think they own them. He sounds like a proper cunt. She's best rid.
 
What kind of talk is "bring shame" anyway? Who is this prick, Jacob Rees-Mogg?
 
Sheena said:
A friend of mine’s very long term partner has just left her because on Sunday at a festival, she used a shewee discreetly under her dress in the men’s urinal area, he claims someone videoed her and that it will be on YouTube and she’ll bring shame to his kids.

I don’t know whether to laugh or go and nut the cunt...
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Such a shame there are still women in this world who have to pander to utter wankers like this. You'll probably find that he's either been cheating or he has another sap lined up already and this is his way of turning it around in his deluded little mind so eventually he can try to blame her for the split. Her reply should have been "women also have to piss, get over it".
 
Last night I "treated" the wasp nest over the kitchen window, my outfit was a sight to behold. Jeans over wellies, a Regatta jacket zipped up to the neck with the hood up and everything pulled as tightly closed as it could be, fireproof gloves on and my mum's headnet over the hood of the jacket and cinched around my neck. Sprayed the foam in for ten seconds as directed by the tin and hoped that'd be the end of it.

Can't even go out of the back door this morning because there are half a million angry wasps going mental out there. Time to ring the council's pest control bloke :D
 
Floppet said:
Can't even go out of the back door this morning because there are half a million angry wasps going mental out there.
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Well, you've filled their house with foam. If someone did that to you, you'd be outside it going mental as well.
 
Floppet said:
Last night I "treated" the wasp nest over the kitchen window, my outfit was a sight to behold. Jeans over wellies, a Regatta jacket zipped up to the neck with the hood up and everything pulled as tightly closed as it could be, fireproof gloves on and my mum's headnet over the hood of the jacket and cinched around my neck. Sprayed the foam in for ten seconds as directed by the tin and hoped that'd be the end of it.

Can't even go out of the back door this morning because there are half a million angry wasps going mental out there. Time to ring the council's pest control bloke :D
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This is my worst nightmare

(The wasps, not Floppet in a jacket...)
 
Personally I applaud any woman who can use a she wee without pissing all over herself. It looks like quite the feat, considering men have a far better ability to aim and still spray it about like a tomcat.
 
octophone said:
Lord above. Sounds like yr pal is best off well rid right enough.
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Tell me about it. Nasty little cunt that he is.

The more I think about it, the more it’s actually abuse, isn’t it?
 
Something's just occurred to me with regards to your friend @Sheena - are the children shared ones or did he bring them to the relationship from a previous one? Because if they're shared ones and they're of a suitable age your friend should be explaining to them exactly what stunt dad's pulling otherwise there's a chance they'll grow up to think his behaviour is normal and acceptable. Just from what you wrote you know that he'll be slagging her off to them and trying to turn them against her at every opportunity given half the chance.
 
They’re from this relationship. And both quite young- the eldest is 9.
 
He's left the household, though - and not taken the kids?

I mean I know it sounds glib, but he's probably done her a favour.
 
If there's one thing I've come to realise is that straight men are terrible. Don't get me wrong some of my close friends are straight men, but there should be some kind of law against them.
 
As a straight man, I can confirm that we are indeed terrible.

We're sorry.
 
lolly said:
He's left the household, though - and not taken the kids?

I mean I know it sounds glib, but he's probably done her a favour.
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Yes he is leaving and leaving the kids.

I absolutely agree. He’s hideous.
 
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