Were you mis-sold Friday? Well you're too late.

[SDF]

But wait you locked the poor man out who pooped himself?

 

[floppet]

Oh @Rita , what kind of man doesn't know when he's about to cack his own pants and head for a toilet? You're better off well away from that one

 

[SDF]

SDF finally pooped round then?

Ive edited this for you.

 

[big ron]

Oh Moopy what is wrong with me? I went out tonight and met a gorgeous fella. A few of my friends and him ordered a taxi and came back to mine when the pub closed. He wanted to get in about the whiskeys at my bar and actually shat himself. I am sorry, but I can not cope. He went out for a cigarette in his boxers whilst I kindly put his jeans in the washing machine. I had to lock him out. The suite is leather but oh GOD. What is wrong with people? What is wrong with ME?

Sounds like a really shit night

 

[Rita]

But wait you locked the poor man out who pooped himself?

Yes I had to. He made me physically sick.

 

[octophone]

Oh Moopy what is wrong with me? I went out tonight and met a gorgeous fella. A few of my friends and him ordered a taxi and came back to mine when the pub closed. He wanted to get in about the whiskeys at my bar and actually shat himself. I am sorry, but I can not cope. He went out for a cigarette in his boxers whilst I kindly put his jeans in the washing machine. I had to lock him out. The suite is leather but oh GOD. What is wrong with people? What is wrong with ME?

I'm sorry love but I am absolutely buckled. What a brasser. Imagine shitting yr pants at someone's house, especially when you've only just met. Was it not absolutely pissing down last night as well? Fuck me, that is unreal.

 

[Rita]

I'm sorry love but I am absolutely buckled. What a brasser. Imagine shitting yr pants at someone's house, especially when you've only just met. Was it not absolutely pissing down last night as well? Fuck me, that is unreal.

It was absolute filth and THE SMELL.

Yes it was raining pretty hard, and no taxi would take him and he certainly was not staying here. Absolute TRAMP.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh REET

 

[lolly]

Think yourself lucky Rita.

I had one who waited until we were actually AT IT before exploding from both ends.

 

[octophone]

Think yourself lucky Rita.

I had one who waited until we were actually AT IT before exploding from both ends.

Well perhaps, but were you on a leather sofa?

 

[lolly]

Unfortunately something far more absorbent.

 

[octophone]

 

[lolly]

 

[big ron]

Yes I had to. He made me physically sick.

I love you x

 

[SDF]

It was absolute filth and THE SMELL.

Yes it was raining pretty hard, and no taxi would take him and he certainly was not staying here. Absolute TRAMP.