Norman Saturday Rockwell

Not here. And I don't want it while I have the washing out.
 
It’s nice here but I’m a bit BETWIXT and BETWEEN. Mr Sheena is doing work, I’ve got German Simone’s birthday drinks this afternoon and I don’t really know what to do in between. I’ve already cleaned a load of albums and popped a Patti Boulaye disco effort on the stereogram but nothing’s perking me up...
 
Sheena said:
It’s nice here but I’m a bit BETWIXT and BETWEEN. Mr Sheena is doing work, I’ve got German Simone’s birthday drinks this afternoon and I don’t really know what to do in between. I’ve already cleaned a load of albums and popped a Patti Boulaye disco effort on the stereogram but nothing’s perking me up...
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Read yesterday's daily thread from about post #37...
 
I've been asked to participate in a research study by the University of Southampton for my back pain. It all sounds quite exciting.

I bet I get put in the control group
 
Not only do we have immortal wasps in the extension roof but the mice have moved in too. It isn't unusual because they come in from the field when the weather turns colder so we have to get bait down and poison them before they can procreate but they've somehow managed to make it from the main house into the extension roof this year and I've no idea how to get bait in because there's no hatch to get up there. Hopefully the wasps will sting them to death or something.
 
octophone said:
Read yesterday's daily thread from about post #37...
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I did already and thought I couldn't be bothered with the row that would follow my opinion of it being REALLY FUCKING CUNTY to leave a human being outside in his pants in the freezing rain, whatever he'd done, but Y'KNOW...
 
Floppet said:
Not only do we have immortal wasps in the extension roof but the mice have moved in too. It isn't unusual because they come in from the field when the weather turns colder so we have to get bait down and poison them before they can procreate but they've somehow managed to make it from the main house into the extension roof this year and I've no idea how to get bait in because there's no hatch to get up there. Hopefully the wasps will sting them to death or something.
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This can only result in some terrible hybrid waspmouse flying down and stinging you in the face.
 
Mice are ones for collusion in my experience. You may find mice being flown down by a team of wasps using harnesses made of insulation.
 
Floppet said:
Ha! We don't have any cheese! Mr F's banned from it so I gave it away last week. :D
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Perhaps pop them a note through then. They may leave of their own accord. Even mice won't do cottage cheese.
 
Lady Di being brutally murdered by the Queen and Hatari not winning the Eurovision really are prime examples of the rightful course of events somehow going badly wrong, to the point where it’s frankly impossible to accept them as actual history

Still, at least we’ll always have our fading framed prints and of course Klemens’ arse :disco:
 
I just did a WHICH MOOMIN ARE YOU quiz and came out as THE GROKE :evil:

Harsh but fair I guess

You are overshadowed by your loneliness and darkness. People fear you and tend to avoid you, but it’s just because they don’t understand you.

You are not dangerous and you have never harmed anyone. Your gloomy thoughts follow you but you are still used to getting what you like.
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Is this the one on moomin.com?

I'm going to do it right now
 
If you think having that LUXURY FITTED WARDROBES AND KITCHENS van parked outside my house is going to IMPRESS ME then you are VERY MUCH MISTAKEN dear neighbours :)
 
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