Tuesday is a superstitious girl, she's the worst in the world

MORNING MOOPISTS

Why has my body clock suddenly decided that 5am is the right time to wake up every single day? ANYBODY KNOW!?

Anyway, been to the gym, done something vaguely resembling work and now off to London for a meeting I can't be arsed to go to so I'm wearing shorts in protest.
 
In other news, I've popped on some EARLY BILLY OCEAN and it's perking me up a TREAT

BABY
Love really HURTS without you
Love really HURTS without YOU
And it's breakin' my HEART
But WHAT CAN I DO?

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I honestly think I could write an essay on why I love that photo
 
lolly said:
I honestly think I could write an essay on why I love that photo
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It's giving you the same sort of vibes that THIS classic does to me:

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That's very much how I picture myself on my deathbed.

I suspect the REALITY will be RATHER DIFFERENT :(
 
lolly said:
That's very much how I picture myself on my deathbed.

I suspect the REALITY will be RATHER DIFFERENT :(
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I'd like to think it would be something SPECTACULAR as well, but let's face it, it's likely to be round the back of some public toilet by the BINS with a poppers related heart attack or something...
 
Seeping is such a DELICIOUS word.

And LIKELY to be true.
 
Knee deep in MUFF by this time of the morning I'd imagine
 
Twitter's blocked in here so I haven't the foggiest what you're on about.
 
Shirley said:
I've had that for ages now and it really is FUCKING ANNOYING
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It's been about a fortnight for me.

I get up at 6 usually anyway, so it's not THAT disastrous, but I don't understand why it's suddenly come about. Why couldn't it have happened in the summer when it was light, nice and I wouldn't MIND getting up and out?
 
I had a run of 5am about 4 years ago. Sadly my status as a morning person is up for hot debate these days.
 
I've had a cold for over a week now and it's still not shifting :evil:
 
I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. In fact, I'm good for a couple of hours from about 6-7.30, depending on work. Apart from that, I'm basically just horrid.
 
Feeling anxious, I’m going to quit my job tomorrow. I think my manager is going to get angry or cry or both. It’s a difficult time
 
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Feeling anxious, I’m going to quit my job tomorrow. I think my manager is going to get angry or cry or both. It’s a difficult time
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is this a Des'ree lyric or real? I can't tell these days...
 
I am both a morning person AND night person, which is something of a problem. I don't LIKE sleeping. It's just wasting time to me. I know it's necessary and all that, but if I could, I'd be a Maggie Thatcher 4 hours a night type.

Indeed, I quite like getting into the office for 6am and getting a couple of hours work done before anyone else arrives...
 
Hello my darlings. I am busy shopping in the bright lights of Letterkenny for some more bikini’s (you can can never have enough, right?). Have stopped off for a few pornstars before I get ready to shoot off tomorrow. SO EXCITED.
 
I'm the same with sleeping too. The second I wake up, I get up. I have tried to reign in my early mornings as it was starting to nudge 4am in the summer which was a bit much, but I'm happy with a 5:45 start most mornings.
 
I always start waking up as the sun starts to rise despite having blackout curtains but I will lie in bed with my eyes shut until the alarm goes off unless there's only five minutes to go. I love sleeping.
 
So after deciding to get public transport (Jesus LORD if you can call it that) from my quaint little village where I was born and bred I have not had a minutes bloody peace since. “JESUS RITA, EXCUSE ME PROFANITIES” “Thats surely not Rita”. To SLOW MIKE asking how me daddy is doing ( he’s been dead for 19 years). Thank JESUS AND MARY I am off to Ibiza tomorrow.

If I had a Euro for every time I have been asked why I am not over for the Harvest Fayre I must say I Would have well been recompensed for the amount of drink I have slung back me neck since I came home.
 
I don't particularly enjoy sleeping, but BY KYLIE I love being in bed.
 
Since I am here I would like to add I am also not very much of a sleeper, and never have been. Most mornings when I am at my house in Scotland it is very rare for me not to be out running before 6am. I usually don’t go to sleep until after 12 so sleep is very much something that has to happen, rather than something I want to happen. It is disgustingly unproductive.
 
My Mother is pestering me saying it’s now high time I bought my daughter a house as I was out of the house 2 weeks after my 16th. It is a different world now and I would prefer Shannon was self sufficient before she shacked up with her boyfriend. JESUS.
 
Rita said:
So after deciding to get public transport (Jesus LORD if you can call it that) from my quaint little village where I was born and bred I have not had a minutes bloody peace since. “JESUS RITA, EXCUSE ME PROFANITIES” “Thats surely not Rita”. To SLOW MIKE asking how me daddy is doing ( he’s been dead for 19 years). Thank JESUS AND MARY I am off to Ibiza tomorrow.

If I had a Euro for every time I have been asked why I am not over for the Harvest Fayre I must say I Would have well been recompensed for the amount of drink I have slung back me neck since I came home.
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Please can I come to the motherland with you. It sounds glorious.
 
Not enjoying that Dooleys tag. I've already had Bucks Fizz cancelled in the last couple of weeks, don't come for my Dooleys.

Who next, The Brotherhood Of Man?
 
My mobile rang at half past four from an unrecognised number, normally I wouldn't answer but it's lucky I did because it was my mum, ringing me from her neighbour's phone to say she'd locked herself and my dad out of their house so could I pop round with my key and let them in again. So it's a good job I gave the neighbour my number for "just in case" a few months ago because my mum wouldn't know our house number, my office number or my mobile number off the top of her head. Sheesh, elderly parents are worse than children sometimes.
 
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