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CURRENT FINALIST LIST:
JANUARY WINNER - TIM MARTIN
JANUARY RUNNER-UP - R KELLY
FEBRUARY WINNER - SHEMIMA BEGUM
FEBRUARY RUNNER-UP - CHRISTOPHER CHOPE
MARCH WINNER - THERESA MAY
MARCH RUNNER-UP - BORIS JOHNSON
APRIL WINNER - STEPHEN YAXLEY-LENNON
APRIL RUNNER-UP - NIGEL FARAGE
MAY WINNER - DONALD TRUMP
MAY RUNNER-UP - ANN WIDDECOMBE
JUNE WINNER - PIERS MORGAN
JUNE RUNNER-UP - SHARRON DAVIES
In this double bumper special, which four of the 10 finalists will join these utter cuntwipes?
You can choose to vote for UP TO FOUR of:
Arlene Foster
This is Arlene's third time making the shortlist this year, following nomination in January and March. Is third time a charm for her?
Dominic Cummings
This awful weasel of a man had escaped unscathed from Moopy's wrath all year until now, with all his Brexit cunty colleagues taking the slack for him. But he can hide no more. Will he make the final?
JACOB REES-MOGG
A supporting player who has pushed into a leading role recently - Rees-Mogg picked up more votes at the longlist stage this month than anyone else has at any point this year. This wasn't his first record-breaking nomination, having had the privilege of being part of the first family of 3 to be nominated simultaneously with his sister and father.
JAY ASTON
It's not been a good month for this lady's fans. Once again the nomination is Brexit related. And she doesn't give a shit.
PS - for a second I thought this was Aston from JLS.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN
One of two posthumous additions to the longlist this month, but the only one to make it through to the shortlist. Could a dead man make the final?
KATE HOEY
She's been pissing everyone off all year with her contentious voting record. Finally she makes it through to one of our shortlists.
KATIE HOPKINS
I was astonished to discover her name had not featured in a single nomination for the whole year up to now. But on first nomination she makes the shortlist - will she make the final too?
NO DEAL SUPPORTERS
Personally I'm not a fan of big mass nominations like this, but the Moopy crowd have voted and this is your verdict.
PRITI PATEL
Another person who started on the periphery but has become more and more central to the cuntery going on. Patel makes her first ever nomination count, scraping through to the shortlist.
THE TORIES
I guess you could call this Priti Patel and Jacob Rees-Mogg's second nomination of the month.
YOU HAVE 3 DAYS TO MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!
JANUARY WINNER - TIM MARTIN
JANUARY RUNNER-UP - R KELLY
FEBRUARY WINNER - SHEMIMA BEGUM
FEBRUARY RUNNER-UP - CHRISTOPHER CHOPE
MARCH WINNER - THERESA MAY
MARCH RUNNER-UP - BORIS JOHNSON
APRIL WINNER - STEPHEN YAXLEY-LENNON
APRIL RUNNER-UP - NIGEL FARAGE
MAY WINNER - DONALD TRUMP
MAY RUNNER-UP - ANN WIDDECOMBE
JUNE WINNER - PIERS MORGAN
JUNE RUNNER-UP - SHARRON DAVIES
In this double bumper special, which four of the 10 finalists will join these utter cuntwipes?
You can choose to vote for UP TO FOUR of:
Arlene Foster
This is Arlene's third time making the shortlist this year, following nomination in January and March. Is third time a charm for her?
Dominic Cummings
This awful weasel of a man had escaped unscathed from Moopy's wrath all year until now, with all his Brexit cunty colleagues taking the slack for him. But he can hide no more. Will he make the final?
JACOB REES-MOGG
A supporting player who has pushed into a leading role recently - Rees-Mogg picked up more votes at the longlist stage this month than anyone else has at any point this year. This wasn't his first record-breaking nomination, having had the privilege of being part of the first family of 3 to be nominated simultaneously with his sister and father.
JAY ASTON
It's not been a good month for this lady's fans. Once again the nomination is Brexit related. And she doesn't give a shit.
PS - for a second I thought this was Aston from JLS.

JEFFREY EPSTEIN
One of two posthumous additions to the longlist this month, but the only one to make it through to the shortlist. Could a dead man make the final?
KATE HOEY
She's been pissing everyone off all year with her contentious voting record. Finally she makes it through to one of our shortlists.
KATIE HOPKINS
I was astonished to discover her name had not featured in a single nomination for the whole year up to now. But on first nomination she makes the shortlist - will she make the final too?
NO DEAL SUPPORTERS
Personally I'm not a fan of big mass nominations like this, but the Moopy crowd have voted and this is your verdict.
PRITI PATEL
Another person who started on the periphery but has become more and more central to the cuntery going on. Patel makes her first ever nomination count, scraping through to the shortlist.
THE TORIES
I guess you could call this Priti Patel and Jacob Rees-Mogg's second nomination of the month.
YOU HAVE 3 DAYS TO MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!