Wednesday is in peaches

[octophone]

Or something, I dunno, I was still sleepy when the radio alarm went off.

 

[Indie]

Millions of peaches, peaches for me.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Peaches for free.

 

[Indie]

Fucking love peaches.

Much better than their jailbait sister, the nectarine.

 

[Rita]

Add me to the I love peaches club please.

 

[Rita]

Although I probably favour a nice mango or pineapple.

 

[octophone]

 

[RS]

I prefer those flat peaches, forgot their name.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't really like peaches. I don't really like much fruit. Mango, melon pineapple, raspberry and banana are my go to's.

 

[RS]

Despite my name, I’m not a big fan of rasperry or any slightly sour fruits. I prefer full on sickenningly sweet fruit... therefore mango and peaches have to be ripe and juicy. Sadly, those you find in store are rarely that ripe here in the North.

 

[Indie]

I prefer those flat peaches, forgot their name.

They're called flat peaches.

 

[Sheena]

Peachey’s for me

 

[big ron]

I prefer those flat peaches, forgot their name.

I've always called them a paraguayan. Might have been a spanish thing?

 

[big ron]

I like the content of peaches but the skin puts me off. Nectarines ftw. Eaten over the sink like a tramp.

 

[Dark Carnival]

All of my peachs are ruined

 

[big ron]

I am 7 pages into a whitepaper I'm writing. I hope people read it when it's finished.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I like the content of peaches but the skin puts me off. Nectarines ftw. Eaten over the sink like a tramp.

Nectarines really are the best. They need to be really firm, actually hard though.

 

[RS]

Peach > nectarine

I've always called them a paraguayan. Might have been a spanish thing?

Yes, that’s the name on the tags here, but I’ve never heard anyone using it.

 

[Star]

Nectarines really are the best. They need to be really firm, actually hard though.

Yes!

 

[big ron]

Yes, that’s the name on the tags here, but I’ve never heard anyone using it.

The first time I had them was in Spain, so I've always used that name. I assume the conquistadors brought them back to Europe first, so I'm sticking with it.

 

[big ron]

Although SATURN PEACH is quite a cool name for them.

 

[RS]

Conquistador peach even better

 

[lolly]

A friend gave me a bottle of homemade apple brandy today.

Bladdered

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Been out for a date night and a fucking delicious glass of wine.

GOOD.

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

They're called flat peaches.

Such nonsense. They’re DOUGHNUT PEACHES

 

[lolly]

Such nonsense. They’re DOUGHNUT PEACHES

You're in for disappointment when the hoped for juicy jam filling is a bloody stone, though

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

I was hoping for custard and took a greedy bite and now I’m quite gummy

 

[RS]

Now if only custard could come as a fruit

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

Well we could always reclassify it as such. I’m sure a vanilla pod is a fruit and that’s a key ingredient. I mean it’s obviously not a VEGETABLE

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

Although it is a bit sloppy to be a fruit

Not that any of us are strangers to sloppy fruits

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

Actually I quite like the word FRUIT. I hereby crown it MOT DU JOUR

 

[RS]

Sloppy and juicy, I want to take a bite and have the custard pouring out in my mouth. It’s really been a while I had sex.

 

[RS]

Fruit is such a pleasant word. In all languages.

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

Well now you’re FORCING me to get some custard doughnuts on the way home

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

Fruit is such a pleasant word. In all languages.

Especially in German. OBST UP

 

[RS]

Doughnyts are vile; custard éclaires on the other hand...

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

HOW DARE YOU

Mind you, everything tastes better with CHOUX

 

[Sheena]

I fucking love custard

ICE COLD CUSTARD

 

[big ron]

Love custard

 

[ButterTart]

Just been put on the naughty step by Twitter for calling Julia Hartley-Brewer a cunt. Seems quite harsh when I’m only stating fact.