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Shirley

Shirley

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I spilled coffee all over my VERY EXPENSIVE LAPTOP and the screen stopped working so I am trying to work using the TV as a MONITOR which is an INTERESTING experience. Never fear though the ROYAL MAIL "HOPE" to deliver a new screen between 8.44 am and 12.44 pm. Er THANKS
 
Was still awake 2.30-3am...got up about half-an-hour ago and I feel totally fucked but I NEED to get my bodyclock back into order.
 
Boss asked the new apprentice to brew up so she made cups of tea for everybody except me. I've been making her at least three brews a day for the last six weeks since she started but I didn't even get asked if I wanted one. So the poor girl was confronted with "did I not want a cup of tea Karen*?", "did you ask if I wanted one and I wasn't listening or just ignored you or something?" to which she replied "I didn't think you'd want one". Successfully resisted the temptation to strangle her with the kettle cord but she'll be making her own brews when I brew up from now on.

*name changed to protect the non-brewing-up bitch
 
This is why I never make tea or coffee for anyone in the office. Or accept anyone else's offer of one.
 
Do you ever gossip to yourself about yourself behind your own back?
 
Floppet said:
Boss asked the new apprentice to brew up so she made cups of tea for everybody except me. I've been making her at least three brews a day for the last six weeks since she started but I didn't even get asked if I wanted one. So the poor girl was confronted with "did I not want a cup of tea Karen*?", "did you ask if I wanted one and I wasn't listening or just ignored you or something?" to which she replied "I didn't think you'd want one". Successfully resisted the temptation to strangle her with the kettle cord but she'll be making her own brews when I brew up from now on.

*name changed to protect the non-brewing-up bitch
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BITCH!!
 
Karen’s definitely got your back MARKED. She’s the Eve Harrington to your Margot Channing, and she won’t stop till she’s ruined you.
 
Went out for a toddle. Went into Poundland to browse the £1 CDs because boredom...dropped my brolly and some bitch laughed at me. She then dropped her bottle of detergent that spilt all over the floor. I love it when KARMA means you don't have to boot someone in the cunt.
 
Lucille said:
Karen’s definitely got your back MARKED. She’s the Eve Harrington to your Margot Channing, and she won’t stop till she’s ruined you.
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Don't worry Lucille, she's the apprentice and only eighteen. Pretty sure she'll remember to ask me next time and, if she doesn't, she'll learn just how easily office Flopz can make her working life an absolute misery.
 
I used to hate making tea in my old office because then it inevitably meant making tea for around 10 others. I don’t mind the actual making it but when it takes 15 minutes when you have a shitload to do it’s not really worth the bother.

My current place is way to big for that. People will ask if anyone wants anything from Pret/Greggs/Costa whatever when they’re popping out but it’s more a courtesy as no one ever takes them up on the offer.
 
As there are only four of us and the boss now you can easily do a brew for everyone with one kettle. We always ask everybody else if they want a brew and we always ask whether anybody wants anything from Morrisons/Subway/McDs/chippy if one of us goes at lunch. I had three offers to run me to the garage to collect my car tonight despite all three of them living in the opposite direction to the garage (I'd bought a daysaver on the bus this morning though so I graciously declined) and I gladly do the same for them.

You have to walk through my office to get to the kitchen so it wasn't like she forgot I was there or owt.
 
I've changed the screen in my laptop :disco:

That was one EXPENSIVE cup of coffee
 
Floppet said:
Boss asked the new apprentice to brew up so she made cups of tea for everybody except me. I've been making her at least three brews a day for the last six weeks since she started but I didn't even get asked if I wanted one. So the poor girl was confronted with "did I not want a cup of tea Karen*?", "did you ask if I wanted one and I wasn't listening or just ignored you or something?" to which she replied "I didn't think you'd want one". Successfully resisted the temptation to strangle her with the kettle cord but she'll be making her own brews when I brew up from now on.

*name changed to protect the non-brewing-up bitch
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Slay her, read her, who is she!
 
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