Sunday (™) doesn't look human

I don’t know if it’s the change of weather or the exhaustion of my trip to Doha but I am seriously shattered. Slept 10 hours last night and still entirely DEAD.

Roll on summer :(
 
I don’t know if it’s the change of weather or the exhaustion of my trip to Doha but I am seriously shattered. Slept 10 hours last night and still entirely DEAD.

Roll on summer :(

I've also felt exhausted all week, there's definitely something in the change in the weather theory.
 
Life is cyclical and then we die.

I was in MORRISONS earlier and there was this ANCIENT COUPLE going round and she had to keep STOPPING and BENDING OVER THE TROLLEY until she could CARRY ON and I thought OH WHY DO WE EVEN BOTHER

Have a nice SUNDAY :)
 
It's SAD season kicking in, everyone. I'm consciously trying to up the vitamin D
 
I take a Vitamin D every day, I usually up the dosage when the clocks turn.
 
Half an hour of swimming and sauna takes all potential sadness away. *cum splash emoji*
 
I didn't realise until a couple of weeks ago that Oatly is fortified with vitamin D. Another reason to buy it.
 
I am rather enjoying this weather and getting the chance to debut my new autumn/winter wardrobe. :disco:
 
I am cooking a ham joint with honey and mustard glaze and must say the smell really is delightful and making me feel quite RAVENOUS.
 
Cooking a late lunch at my mother's today. My nephew is bringing his veggie girlfriend, so I'm making a risotto. I've only got proper Parmesan though. Do I lie and pretend it's a veggie alternative?
 
Cooking a late lunch at my mother's today. My nephew is bringing his veggie girlfriend, so I'm making a risotto. I've only got proper Parmesan though. Do I lie and pretend it's a veggie alternative?

No :evil:
 
You can combine both and give us your own cum splash.

There was a time when I posted pic of me and a cum filled condom right after getting fucked.

I can’t believe I did it. Prep has made sure it’ll never happen again. :)
 
I just had a lovely veggie roast we made and my Yorkshire puddings were properly :disco:
 
Pesto and goat's cheese risotto.

But by fuck it needed some pancetta in it.
 
I appear to have new neighbours again...and the lass looks like a crusty - well, she's white and has dreads.

I hate them already so they'd better be quiet.
 
Our new neighbours still don't seem to be taking the hint that I have no desire to form any level of friendship with them beyond a nod and a hello occasionally. And taking in the odd parcel.
 
Don't worry, I had a pang of guilt and went completely out of my way to a deli which was open on Sundays to get pecorino instead.

Good. I still refuse to believe either of your nephews is old enough to have a girlfriend though.
 
I appear to have new neighbours again...and the lass looks like a crusty - well, she's white and has dreads.

I hate them already so they'd better be quiet.

Ours were sitting in the garden drinking listening to music with friends till 4am despite the rain.
 
Ours were sitting in the garden drinking listening to music with friends till 4am despite the rain.

If the rain hadn't shifted them by midnight, I'd have unsheathed my flamethrower.
 
Don't worry, I had a pang of guilt and went completely out of my way to a deli which was open on Sundays to get pecorino instead.

Pecorino isn't vegetarian either, unless you found a specific veggie one! That's what they use in pesto. It also has rennet in it.
 
This one had a green V on it. I chose not to look any closer. At least if I was feeding her cow stomach scrapings it was in ignorance.
 
If the rain hadn't shifted them by midnight, I'd have unsheathed my flamethrower.

They've already had one warning from the council, I'm tempted to put another complaint in. One guest peed up the lamppost outside our house, which we caught on camera.
 
My local benzo dealer is white with dreads.

Let's face it, most stereotypes exist for a reason.
 
Are neighbours are arseholes. Chinese family of I think 7, including 4 children and they're as loud as they sound. The father likes to stand outside our front door on his phone talking loudly in the evenings often for hours at a time. Complete cunt.
 

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