Iguana
Like beautiful robots dancing alone
MORNING. Up early (for a Sunday) for a driving lesson. Look out London!
Good luck!
I don’t know if it’s the change of weather or the exhaustion of my trip to Doha but I am seriously shattered. Slept 10 hours last night and still entirely DEAD.
Roll on summer![]()
Life is cyclical and then we die.

*cum splash emoji*
You should add that one though.We've got a separate thread for emoji suggestions.
We've got a separate thread for emoji suggestions.
My narcissistic suggestion was criminally ignored, so I have no faith in that committee.
You can combine both and give us your own cum splash.
Cooking a late lunch at my mother's today. My nephew is bringing his veggie girlfriend, so I'm making a risotto. I've only got proper Parmesan though. Do I lie and pretend it's a veggie alternative?

You can combine both and give us your own cum splash.

There was a time when I posted pic of me and a cum filled condom right after getting fucked.
I can’t believe I did it. Prep has made sure it’ll never happen again.![]()
Don't worry, I had a pang of guilt and went completely out of my way to a deli which was open on Sundays to get pecorino instead.
I appear to have new neighbours again...and the lass looks like a crusty - well, she's white and has dreads.
I hate them already so they'd better be quiet.
didnt you freeze it?
Ours were sitting in the garden drinking listening to music with friends till 4am despite the rain.
Don't worry, I had a pang of guilt and went completely out of my way to a deli which was open on Sundays to get pecorino instead.
If the rain hadn't shifted them by midnight, I'd have unsheathed my flamethrower.
I appear to have new neighbours again...and the lass looks like a crusty - well, she's white and has dreads.
I hate them already so they'd better be quiet.
My local benzo dealer is white with dreads.
Let's face it, most stereotypes exist for a reason.
Don’t you live in Bristol - the natural wook habitat?