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Office timez. The severe looking manager is looking especially severe today. She's actually dead nice but her resting bitch face is magnificent and keeps all manner of dipshits away from her. Envy.
 
MORNING

I'm off to London for a meeting I have NO DESIRE TO ATTEND, but then that's PAR FOR THE COURSE at the moment.

GLOOMY weather too. BRING BACK SUMMER!
 
The underground was up the spout so I had to get off and budge past lots of angry people to get to a café to take a scheduled call. :( Only just got into work!
 
I am getting the front end of fuck all done this morning - leave me alone for 5 minutes, you bastards!!
 
I've been selling some stuff on Ebay, one was a baby Halloween outfit which went for way more than I expected, but then I started the auction cheap, it got loads of bidders. The winning bid this morning left feedback saying lovely outfit but more expensive than buying it new in a shop. Erm hello? You placed the bid, I didn't force you :o
 
Star said:
I've been selling some stuff on Ebay, one was a baby Halloween outfit which went for way more than I expected, but then I started the auction cheap, it got loads of bidders. The winning bid this morning left feedback saying lovely outfit but more expensive than buying it new in a shop. Erm hello? You placed the bid, I didn't force you :o
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Never forget that as a rule, people are idiots.
 
Star said:
London, where a 4 mile round trip to nursery takes FIFTY minutes :zombie:
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Wow. Now I know why my brother gets the train or walks everywhere in london.

I'm watching WW1 movies today.
 
I appear to be getting some sort of RSI in my right hand from excessive mouse/keyboard/phone and no doubt cock use.

Seeing as these things make up 95% of my life I don't know what to do.
 
Rachey said:
Try experimenting with your left hand.
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I'm fairly ambidextrous to be honest but mouse/phone I'm useless with my left hand. I was trying to use my phone with my left hand yesterday and kept dropping it. Maybe I just smash my phone and go without for a few weeks.
 
Star said:
London, where a 4 mile round trip to nursery takes FIFTY minutes :zombie:
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That certainly wouldn't be unheard of here, either.

I seem to remember reading a few months back that Edinburgh was the most congested city in the country.
 
MEDS CHAT ALERT

Isn’t Diazepam VILE? It’s made absolutely no difference to what it was prescribed for and has instead rendered me totally useless and brain dead and turned me into some sort of LIMP LUMP

FLUSH! :oi:
 
I've never been a huge fan of the benzo's to be honest. Oh look I'm a bit woozy oh look its 14 hours later.
 
big ron said:
I've never been a huge fan of the benzo's to be honest. Oh look I'm a bit woozy oh look its 14 hours later.
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:D QUITE! At least when you’re stoned there’s hysterical laughter about the design of biscuit wrappers and what not or some word or another. But no. BLANK STARING
 
I had some work to do this afternoon and thanks to Mrs Diazepam have instead been asleep for the last two hours :)

At least with weed you don’t get the poxy NODDIES
 
Dunno, my brownies are a one way ticket to snooze.
 
I’ve not been a full-time stoner in years so it could well have the same effect on me these days. Only one thing for it: acid :disco:
 
I use weed to stay asleep without shrieking and trying to climb out of windows, I can't remember the last time I actually got stoned properly. I might pencil it in for a Saturday night blowout.
 
Yvonne Mondle said:
I’ve not been a full-time stoner in years so it could well have the same effect on me these days. Only one thing for it: acid :disco:
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Aye, alright John Balance, calm yrself down. A wee nap, flush the rest and tell the quack to do better next time.
 
Oh I think I’m not going to take anything from now on. Nothing works :(

On another note, who here gives a tip to Just Eat delivery persons when they deliver fresh, hot and of course highly nutritious goods? I have a certain set of rules which dictate whether I do or don’t and would like to hear from everyone else so I can determine whether I’m sick and evil and deserve to burn in hell :side-eye:
 
Yvonne Mondle said:
On another note, who here gives a tip to Just Eat delivery persons when they deliver fresh, hot and of course highly nutritious goods? I have a certain set of rules which dictate whether I do or don’t and would like to hear from everyone else so I can determine whether I’m sick and evil and deserve to burn in hell :side-eye:
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I think this requires a POLL.
 
I do, unless they are late. Or if the food appears cold.
 
lolly said:
I do, unless they are late. Or if the food appears cold.
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But surely they’ll have gone on their merry way once you discover that it’s cold? I think I’ve only ever had one cold delivery (from Uber Eats, and I didn’t realise until he’d gone) but the poor man delivering it looked like he’d been in a terrible fire so I didn’t regret giving him a fiver and there’s always the microwave :disco:
 
I've had pizza where it's blatant the contents will be cold before now.
 
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