Friday's Mr Brightside

[big ron]

Just got Ms Ron Killers tickets. £150 for two of us is a lot of money to go a drunkenly shout the lyrics to one song then go home.

 

[octophone]

Is that the one with the "I got soul but I'm not a soldier" line? I quite enjoyed some of the more creative variations of that line. I think my favourites were "I got ham but I'm not a hamster" and "I got plums but I'm not a plumber".

 

[Kate]

 

[Indie]

MORNING

Said on train that "ok millennial" should be a common usage phrase. Got told off by an unknown millennial who seemed offended by the idea. That's the fucking point, love.

 

[Sheena]

MORNING from Miami

Where jet lag and my complete disregard for anything approaching a proper night's sleep has meant that I have sorted my inbox, been to the gym and now I'm off for a swim in the sea.

It's 6:37am

 

[Kate]

Surely you're a millennial yourself, Indieplops

 

[Indie]

Surely you're a millennial yourself, Indieplops

Depends which source you read. Prefer to think of myself as a Xennial

 

[Indie]

Either way, I'm happy to be a millennial who takes the piss out of other millennials

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The topic title is far too heteronormative. Cancelled.

 

[Rita]

Oh wow, I wish I was in Miami.

 

[Shirley]

I'd like to APOLOGISE for claiming to have SIX WOMEN working in my office. One of them is in fact a MAN. That's how NONSEXIST I am. *wins some stupid award*

 

[Sheena]

Oh wow, I wish I was in Miami.

It is RATHER pleasant.

 

[Sheena]

Oh and last night I bought a sequinned blazer for the festive season.

When did I suddenly become THAT middle aged gay?

 

[lolly]

Oh Shee, you ALWAYS HAVE BEEN

 

[Sheena]

Oh Shee, you ALWAYS HAVE BEEN

WASH YOUR FOUL MOUTH OUT

 

[octophone]

Oh and last night I bought a sequinned blazer for the festive season.

I nearly bought a velvet one the other week but realised the chances of me wearing it more than once was a bit too slender to make it worthwhile.

Welcome to my demographic.

 

[lolly]

Not a problem for Shee. He'll look a right BOBBY DAZZLER on BINGO NIGHT.

 

[Shirley]

I've got this funny feeling that my gran might die (again) next week and her funeral might coincide with the work Christmas do. I'll claim I'm going to see her while I actually am at her funeral next week

I ought to be in POLITICS

 

[Sheena]

I'm currently sat in an exhibition hall in which there is no one wandering round all and I am SO FUCKING BORED

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Very rotten.

 

[big ron]

Dog eggs