Tuesday was young and easy under the apple boughs

I’ve been pulled in to something at work which has scuppered my whole day :(
 
Still making time for Moopy though :) xoxo
 
It's not like anyone else is making time for Moopy at the moment. :(
 
S'up? Some comedy questions from the new peeps today as well as a few very promising ones. Serious mixed bag. It's almost like being back on Dotlite.
 
I've just sent out my first important marketing email for my new company and I'm sat watching the reporting to see who's opened it and clicked it. It's fucking torture.
 
big ron said:
I've just sent out my first important marketing email for my new company and I'm sat watching the reporting to see who's opened it and clicked it. It's fucking torture.
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Yeah didn't need to do that. I want people to go away now.
 
big ron said:
Or are you talking the real world?
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Real world. 20-odd of the blighters. At least 5 of them are complete mouthbreathers and I'm amazed they haven't fucked them off already. A couple of them seem decent enough. There's one guy who is allegedly 18 but I reckon he's 13 at a push. He's a cheeky cunt too.
 
I have just bought crisps and there is a picture of a RANCID TALENTLESS WHORE on the bag.

I'm going to write and complain to GARY LINEKER.
 
On the BAG? VILE.

Still, perhaps it will make us all feel too ill to eat crisps and then we will all be as lithe and svelte as her.
 
I feel that using a picture from twenty five years ago in my promo might help with my litheness as well.
 
@Kalabaliken I have just tuned in to an episode of River City. Am I right in saying you are friends with Lenny Murdochs son Rory? He looks like a different person since the last time I watched him on screen. :D
 
Floppet said:
Is that the same one from the advert who doesn't actually put the crisp in her mouth? :D
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You’re about the fourth person I’ve heard mention this. I presumed it was part of the joke, no? I’m amazed anyone thinks she’s that cunty.
 
Rita said:
@Kalabaliken I have just tuned in to an episode of River City. Am I right in saying you are friends with Lenny Murdochs son Rory? He looks like a different person since the last time I watched him on screen. :D
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He HAS changed an awful lot hasn't he? He's totally unrecognisable from the twink he used to be! I used to be really good friends with him back at uni, from 1996-1999 or so. He pretty much dragged out of the closet and took me to my first gay bar which was under Queen Street Station! We lost touch after uni, and he found success in acting. I haven't spoken to him in a good few years though. He's back up living here though, so I might bump into him at some point.
 
Kalabaliken said:
He HAS changed an awful lot hasn't he? He's totally unrecognisable from the twink he used to be! I used to be really good friends with him back at uni, from 1996-1999 or so. He pretty much dragged out of the closet and took me to my first gay bar which was under Queen Street Station! We lost touch after uni, and he found success in acting. I haven't spoken to him in a good few years though. He's back up living here though, so I might bump into him at some point.
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I did used to be quite the avid viewer of River City, so knew Lenny had a son but thought he was played by another actor at first. He is built like a brick shithouse now. I remembered you mentioned you were friends with him at some point.
 
Sheena said:
You’re about the fourth person I’ve heard mention this. I presumed it was part of the joke, no? I’m amazed anyone thinks she’s that cunty.
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I just assumed she doesn’t understand crisps
 
I’ve never been that into jazz or the jazz bluesy women genre, and I’m sure Starbucks has done its bit to make that happen. The music is up too loud so some woman bellowing and scatting away is nibbling away at my sanity.

along with the big band rambling Xmas songs
 
Sheena said:
You’re about the fourth person I’ve heard mention this. I presumed it was part of the joke, no? I’m amazed anyone thinks she’s that cunty.
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The discussion at work yesterday, not instigated by me but I joined in, was why did Walkers choose her? You're the first person who's suggested it could be a joke, the general consensus in our office is that "she's in it for the money, probably doesn't like crisps, that was the best "take" that the cameraperson could get, WTF are Walkers thinking?!".
Mr F called me into the living room on Monday night and rewound the TiVo so he could show me the advert because I hadn't seen it. We both agreed that she probably spat out the crisp as soon as possible. It never occurred to us that it might be a joke.
 
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