Tuesday invents champagne socialism

Iguana

Iguana

Like beautiful robots dancing alone
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Morning.

The central line in suspended around me due to VANDALISM. How rude. Guess I'm stuck at home for a bit then.
 
MORNING

I'm working at home today as I am hosting a conference for the week and today the guests start arriving so I've said I'll need to be NEARBY in case anyone needs me.

Which means I'm actually going for a haircut, doing the washing and ripping Dollar CDs to iTunes :disco:
 
I've also got a builder coming in, so I've put on my skimpiest shorts that make my legs look amazing just in case he fancies an 80s STYLE PORN BUNK UP.
 
Anyway, the builder came (OOH ER) and went. He wasn't HOT but he had a certain ROUGH PORTSMOUTH SKINHEAD thing going on that would have MEANT I'D HAVE BENT, but he was more interested in the view from my DELUXE PENTHOUSE FLAT than my arse.
 
Oh IT'S ALRIGHT.

I'm still KINDA SORE from last night's liaison with my new, kinky 23 year old anyway :disco:
 
When does a MAISONETTE become a DUPLEX. I know for certain I reside in the FORMER.
 
Building TERMINOLOGY was never my THING. I've only JUST been informed my bedroom is DUAL ASPECT.

WHO KNEW?
 
I have a proper balcony. No JULIETTE SHIT for me.
 
Sheena said:
SUPPOSEDLY SO. I am in the top corner of my building.

It offers a PANORAMIC sea view, so Y'KNOW...
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I saw Lauren Harries was instagramming from the green and wondered if you were looking down (figuratively and literally) on her.
 
lolly said:
Unless you can stand on a ledge outside, have a fag and flash your arse at the world, IT AINT A BALCONY
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I'm naked on that balcony more often than you could EVER imagine
 
lolly said:
I saw Lauren Harries was instagramming from the green and wondered if you were looking down (figuratively and literally) on her.
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I've long since unfollowed her. MY common? She was THERE? And I didn't KNOW!?
 
I've just looked it up. It's slightly further along from my house- I can see where she is from the balcony, but it's a little but further than the bit outside where I could have been taking CANDID SNAPS :disco:
 
WHO KNEW!? Mincing in front of the war memorial...
 
Round trip to the sorting office to pick up some Stereolab vinyl this morning. Takes me back...almost feeling a wee bit sad that the reissue programme is over.

Anyway, morning.
 
Hot BALCON chat. I miss having a balcony and feeling the summer breeze on my balls.
 
Did Lauren start a new account? Or did she just PURGE all the crystal meth east London hostage era from it?
 
big ron said:
Hot BALCON chat. I miss having a balcony and feeling the summer breeze on my balls.
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We actually take our doors off on ours in the summer and just have NO WINDOWS for most of it :D
 
In other news, does anyone keep getting those facebook ads for smelly ball deodorant?

I'm not sure what I've done in my search history to make me the target audience for THAT :D
 
My targeted ads all seem to be about retirement villages.

On one hand, FUCK THE FUCK OFF, on the other, IF ONLY :(
 
I'll have to brush up on building terminology if Mr M goes through with this summerhouse purchase which now seems to be inevitable

gables and soffits and dormers and PENETRATIONS
 
Perhaps it's just me, but I personally quite like bollocks smelling well, a bit bollocky.
 
Shirley said:
For one millisecond I thought THAT CAN'T ACTUALLY EXIST but these days NOTHING SURPRISES ME FOR LONG

I don't WANT my balls to smell of OCEAN BREEZE
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WHO DOES? There’s nothing wrong with your balls smelling of, well, BALLS :D
 
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