Wednesday invents Jagermeister libertarianism

[dmlaw]

It is so a thing.

Morning. Why is December going so slowly after November lasted about a weekend?

 

[Lucille]

I know right. Only the 4th. JUST DIE ALREADY.

 

[Shirley]

I'm still refusing to even consider C****tm*s

 

[Shirley]

Is that a NEW FRAGRANCE you're wearing or did you accidently fall into a VAT of WINDOW CLEANER?

 

[lolly]

I'm aware I overdid the Chanel this morning. I just had to run into the toilet and wipe some off after hearing people gasping in the corridor behind me.

 

[octophone]

I can't get logged into a computer on the floor I'm working on today.

I point out the only available machine is el fucko and the response was "yeah, we reported that a few weeks ago, is it not fixed?" - well, given that the screen's dead and there's no keyboard, TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS.

 

[Rita]

I have just had a bouquet of flowers delivered to my front door from my secret admirer. I am pretty freaked out if I am being brutally honest.

 

[Rita]

Lilies remind me of DEATH.

 

[Kate]

They're lilies? Poor show.

 

[Rita]

They're lilies? Poor show.

Not lilies alone. White lilies with pink roses. I have left them lying in the porch.

Must try harder mystery admirer.

 

[floppet]

I have just had a bouquet of flowers delivered to my front door from my secret admirer. I am pretty freaked out if I am being brutally honest.

I think I would be freaked out too, knowing that they know where you live in that remote wilderness. Keep the shotgun beside you at all times Rita!

 

[big ron]

I have just had a bouquet of flowers delivered to my front door from my secret admirer. I am pretty freaked out if I am being brutally honest.

Next time I'll leave a dead fox at your door. See how you like that you ungreatful wench.

 

[Rita]

Next time I'll leave a dead fox at your door. See how you like that you ungreatful wench.

I have singled out a few, but as Floppet said it is more concerning that they know where I live. My ex husband is the only one that makes any sense, as he did used to live here. Secret admirer though?

PISS OFF!!!

 

[Shirley]

I just heard that my BROTHER who works near London Bridge was out at his CHRISTMAS DO when the KNIFE ATTACK happened and got LOCKED IN A BAR for HOURS. My mother said she rang him to see if he was OK and he was PISSED AS A FART