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big ron

big ron

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Morning. Listening to some 'bouncy UK garage' before 9 shouldn't be a thing, but it is.
 
I was blasting some XCX to get me going this morning. Kinda worked but it did make me want to dance around a car whilst soaking wet.
 
Now I just want to be off my tits in a dingy leeds living room
 
I do hate December. What to buy as presents? What am I doing at Christmas? What do I want for Christmas? Where can I find a place to stay with multiple bathrooms at great expense to pander to someone's OCD? Plus the work Christmas do and having to do a month's work before the 24th. :square:
 
Still we've got a WHERE'S WALLY advent calendar going around the office so THAT'S SURE TO MEND THOSE FRACTURED PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIPS
 
Oooh, it's Spotify telling me who my top acts of the year are time

5 ABBA
4 Alaska Thunderfuck
3 Mahmood
2 Kylie
1 Madonna

I think I may be homosexual
 
I’ve majorly slept in for work :D
 
lolly said:
Oooh, it's Spotify telling me who my top acts of the year are time

5 ABBA
4 Alaska Thunderfuck
3 Mahmood
2 Kylie
1 Madonna

I think I may be homosexual
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I can't get into the top acts bits. Not that it will be a huge shock.
 
It frustrates me slightly that Spotify has access to all my HOT STATS but won't let me see it whenever I fancy.
 
Mine was incredibly cliche

5) Liam Gallagher
4) Arctic Monkeys
3) Fontaines DC
2) Peter Doherty
1) Jamie T
 
Nothing like knocking up a nice steaming hot pan of premium rolled scottish oats, only for it to taste of the last meal cooked in the pan. Fuck you cumin.
 
The only time I feel FOMO about streaming is the end of year stats. I'd love some end of year stats for my listening. But otherwise, fuck 'em.
 
The secretary just gave me a new SAYING "THERE'S NO SHOW WITHOUT PUNCH" referring to a CERTAIN person's insistence in NOSING their WAY into EVERY SINGLE THING that goes on round here. I LIKE IT
 
I've just spilled a yoghurt down my shirt and noticed that my trousers are covered in all sorts of FOOD STAINS

I'm turning into one of THOSE old men :vomit:
 
Yesterday, someone called my landline (wtf) from a withheld number and played 'GOT A LICENCE TO KILL (to kill) AND YOU KNOW I'M GOING STRAIGHT FOR YOUR HEART' which I thought was weird and today I received a birthday card 'To the one I love' unsigned and it's not my birthday.

I thought only Moopy could help me. So hi.
 
Mericat said:
Yesterday, someone called my landline (wtf) from a withheld number and played 'GOT A LICENCE TO KILL (to kill) AND YOU KNOW I'M GOING STRAIGHT FOR YOUR HEART' which I thought was weird and today I received a birthday card 'To the one I love' unsigned and it's not my birthday.

I thought only Moopy could help me. So hi.
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You need to move up to @Rita's wilderness mansion in the wilds and share her shotgun!
 
Mericat said:
Yesterday, someone called my landline (wtf) from a withheld number and played 'GOT A LICENCE TO KILL (to kill) AND YOU KNOW I'M GOING STRAIGHT FOR YOUR HEART' which I thought was weird and today I received a birthday card 'To the one I love' unsigned and it's not my birthday.

I thought only Moopy could help me. So hi.
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RIP
 
Floppet said:
You need to move up to @Rita's wilderness mansion in the wilds and share her shotgun!
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The single Moopy ladies are in HIGH DEMAND. Unfortunately I do not live in a mansion. Just a converted farmhouse which would cost you less than some London flats. :D
 
Rita said:
The single Moopy ladies are in HIGH DEMAND. Unfortunately I do not live in a mansion. Just a converted farmhouse which would cost you less than some London flats. :D
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Still... I'm packing a small valise and setting out now <3
 
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